A pregnant blonde was having a walk in the country with her boyfriend.?!
Question: A pregnant blonde was having a walk in the country with her boyfriend!.!?
After a while she told him that she needed a toilet!. As there was no toilet anywhere near he told her to climb over a gate into a field!. After around two minutes, he heard an almighty scream!.!.!.!.he jumped over the gate to find the blonde in a distraught state!.
"What's the matter!?" he asked!.!.!.
"Sob, sob, I've just had a miscarriage", she said!.!.!.
"look, there's his little eyes, sob, his little legs!.!.!.sob!.!.!.his little arms!.!.!.!.sob"!.
"Don't be silly," he said!.!.!.!."!.!.!.you've just crapped on a frog!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What's the matter!?" he asked!.!.!.
"Sob, sob, I've just had a miscarriage", she said!.!.!.
"look, there's his little eyes, sob, his little legs!.!.!.sob!.!.!.his little arms!.!.!.!.sob"!.
"Don't be silly," he said!.!.!.!."!.!.!.you've just crapped on a frog!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha dude i just shat on my cat laughing so hard at that joke!.
10/10 BroWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha dude i just shat on my cat laughing so hard at that joke!.
10/10 BroWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes this is indeed sick!!!
To make a joke about someone crimping off a nutty one
onto one of gods beautiful creatures
tsk tsk really!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
To make a joke about someone crimping off a nutty one
onto one of gods beautiful creatures
tsk tsk really!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!. 10/10
Agree with you about the lack of humour!.If people are that sensitive,how do they cope with the real horrors of life!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Agree with you about the lack of humour!.If people are that sensitive,how do they cope with the real horrors of life!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! THAT'S HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry everyone but I laughed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some people have no sense of humour! Top one- too funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well poop, that's pretty funny hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny Made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry but that is SH*TE!! oh and not funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
tut!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ur fkn disgusting!. how dare you put a joke on here like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
tell me some more,i loved it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wasn't a mistake!!! Is that way they create a parliamentary man here!!! hehehe!
Good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com