Little Johnny has been absent from school for the past few days..?!
Question: Little Johnny has been absent from school for the past few days!.!.!?
When he returns, without a note, the headmaster demands an explanation!.!.!.!.
"Er, my mum had a bicycle, Sir"!.
"What!?!?!?!.!.come on ,out with it!.!.!.what's the real reason!?!.!.!.!.you'll be suspended if you don't have a valid reason!."
"Sorry, Sir,!.!.!.my mum had a wheelbarrow and!.!.!.!."
"OK, Johnny, you give me no choice!.!.!.you're suspended for 4 days for truancy!."
Johnny walks home dejected, opens the door to his house and shouts up to his mother!.!.!.
"Ma-am!.!.!.what was it you said you had last week!?"
"A miscarriage son, why!?"
"Damn!, I KNEW it was something with wheels on!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Er, my mum had a bicycle, Sir"!.
"What!?!?!?!.!.come on ,out with it!.!.!.what's the real reason!?!.!.!.!.you'll be suspended if you don't have a valid reason!."
"Sorry, Sir,!.!.!.my mum had a wheelbarrow and!.!.!.!."
"OK, Johnny, you give me no choice!.!.!.you're suspended for 4 days for truancy!."
Johnny walks home dejected, opens the door to his house and shouts up to his mother!.!.!.
"Ma-am!.!.!.what was it you said you had last week!?"
"A miscarriage son, why!?"
"Damn!, I KNEW it was something with wheels on!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahaha!.In the groove bach,keep 'em coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
awww thts horribleWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's not funny that's sad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor Mrs!. Johnny :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant, i like that very muchWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!!! but sad 2!.!.!. :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I always like lil johnny jokes!. nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh so cute little old johnny!.!.!.!.!!!
i love his jokes!.!.!.!.!.which site i would find those!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love his jokes!.!.!.!.!.which site i would find those!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
:'( that is horrible!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but still pretty funny
heres another Little Johnny joke
One day little Johnny was sitting in class and all of a sudden he had to go to the bathroom, so ha askes his teacher if he can be excused, and she lets him!. When he gets there and hes getting ready to wipe, but relizes there is no more toilet paper left so he had to use his hand!. When he got back to the the teacher asked, "Little Johnny, whats in your hand!?" Little Johnny replies, "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away!." This angered the teacher and she sent him to the principal's office!. The principal asked "Little Johnny what's in your hand!?" agin Little Johnny replied "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away!." this also angered the principal, so the principal called Little Johnny's mother!. When his mother got there she asked him,"Little Johnny what's in your hand!?" once agin he replied "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away!." this angered his mother so she took him home and she told him, "When your dad gets home your gunna have to tell him what's in your hand!" Later his father came home and asked, "Little Johnny what's in your hand!?" once more he replied, "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away!." " LITTLE JOHNNY OPEN YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW!!!" so Little Johnny slowley opened his hand and said, "Look Dad you scared the **** out of him!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres another Little Johnny joke
One day little Johnny was sitting in class and all of a sudden he had to go to the bathroom, so ha askes his teacher if he can be excused, and she lets him!. When he gets there and hes getting ready to wipe, but relizes there is no more toilet paper left so he had to use his hand!. When he got back to the the teacher asked, "Little Johnny, whats in your hand!?" Little Johnny replies, "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away!." This angered the teacher and she sent him to the principal's office!. The principal asked "Little Johnny what's in your hand!?" agin Little Johnny replied "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away!." this also angered the principal, so the principal called Little Johnny's mother!. When his mother got there she asked him,"Little Johnny what's in your hand!?" once agin he replied "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away!." this angered his mother so she took him home and she told him, "When your dad gets home your gunna have to tell him what's in your hand!" Later his father came home and asked, "Little Johnny what's in your hand!?" once more he replied, "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away!." " LITTLE JOHNNY OPEN YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW!!!" so Little Johnny slowley opened his hand and said, "Look Dad you scared the **** out of him!."Www@Enter-QA@Com