Some joke ???!
Question: Some joke !?!?!?
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned!."
Priest: "What have you done my child!?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a B****
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a B****!?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand!."
Priest: "Like this!?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father!."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a B****!."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast!."
Priest: "Like this!?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father!."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a B****!."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father!."
Priest: "Like this!?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father!."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a B****!."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where!."
Priest: "Like this!?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a B****!."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A B****!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Priest: "What have you done my child!?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a B****
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a B****!?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand!."
Priest: "Like this!?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father!."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a B****!."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast!."
Priest: "Like this!?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father!."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a B****!."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father!."
Priest: "Like this!?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father!."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a B****!."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where!."
Priest: "Like this!?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a B****!."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A B****!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I can see where that might be funny to a lot of people!.
I can see where a lot of people don't expect it to happen to them!. I was one of those people !.!.!. almost 20 years ago!.
First, let me state for the record (medically provable) -
I DO NOT HAVE AIDS!!!
That being said, I have been HIV+ since 1989!. Yes, there is a difference!.
Don't tell me to die- I've already heard it, and expected to at least 15 years ago!.
Three years ago, a guy I worked with got himself fired for telling a similar "joke" in which the "punchline" was "Rolaids!."
I challenge any of you to put up a fake profile somewhere and say you're positive!. Find out how lonely it can be!.
See what your attitude is like when it's reflected back at you!.
Thank you for listening!.
<<<steps off soapbox!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can see where a lot of people don't expect it to happen to them!. I was one of those people !.!.!. almost 20 years ago!.
First, let me state for the record (medically provable) -
I DO NOT HAVE AIDS!!!
That being said, I have been HIV+ since 1989!. Yes, there is a difference!.
Don't tell me to die- I've already heard it, and expected to at least 15 years ago!.
Three years ago, a guy I worked with got himself fired for telling a similar "joke" in which the "punchline" was "Rolaids!."
I challenge any of you to put up a fake profile somewhere and say you're positive!. Find out how lonely it can be!.
See what your attitude is like when it's reflected back at you!.
Thank you for listening!.
<<<steps off soapbox!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny, but it's also kind of gross!. I feel bad for the son of a B****!.
also, the priest is one poor bast***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
also, the priest is one poor bast***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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long but!.!.!.funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was HALARIOUS!. the best joke i've heard all day!. Thank You!. You get a star!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats a good one!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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