Somebody please tell me, Why DID the chicken cross the road?!
Question: Somebody please tell me, Why DID the chicken cross the road!?
Answers:
Take your pick Sweetie!.!.!.
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American!.
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Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man!. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down!.
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Colonel Sanders:
I missed one!?
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L!.A!. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out!.
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Richard M!. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road!. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road!. I don't know any chickens!. I have never known any chickens!.
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Dr!. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road!?
Did he cross it with a toad!?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
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Ernest Hemingway:
To die!. In the rain!.
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Martin Luther King, Jr!.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question!.
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Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road!. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us!.
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Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.
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Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability!.
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Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it!.
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Ronald Reagan:
What chicken!?
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Captain James T!. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!.
Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes!. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it!?
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Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road!. Who cares why!? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was!.
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Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity!.
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Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system!.
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Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken!?
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Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York!.
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To cross the Rooster with an owl so as to get herself a c ock that can stay up all night!!!!.
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Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American!.
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Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man!. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one!?
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L!.A!. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Richard M!. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road!. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road!. I don't know any chickens!. I have never known any chickens!.
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Dr!. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road!?
Did he cross it with a toad!?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Ernest Hemingway:
To die!. In the rain!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Martin Luther King, Jr!.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road!. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it!.
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Ronald Reagan:
What chicken!?
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Captain James T!. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!.
Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes!. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it!?
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road!. Who cares why!? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken!?
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
To cross the Rooster with an owl so as to get herself a c ock that can stay up all night!!!!.
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The chicken crossed the road for hundreds of reasons!. Personally, I don't think it crossed the 'road' at all!. I believe that when the chicken stepped into the road, it split into thousands of chickens, strewn across an infinite number dimensions!. All these chickens, as they all had different parts of the original chicken's brain, all crossed the road, or in some dimensions 'highways' for different reasons!.
Hope this makes the meaning of life a little cloudier!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope this makes the meaning of life a little cloudier!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the chicken run across the road!?
A: There was a car coming!.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway!?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line!.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road!?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs!.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road!?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road!?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: There was a car coming!.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway!?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line!.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road!?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs!.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road!?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road!?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it pains me to see people discriminate towards these particularly delicious (As i've been told - i'm vegetarian) birds
why did i cross the road this morning!?
to get to barnes and noble
why did the old lady cross the road!?
to see her friend
why did my father cross the road!?
to get to his car, since our driveway was full
i dream of a world where no one discriminates against your species or questions your innocent actions turning it into a suspicious act to be laughed upon
basically, yeah, to get to the other sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did i cross the road this morning!?
to get to barnes and noble
why did the old lady cross the road!?
to see her friend
why did my father cross the road!?
to get to his car, since our driveway was full
i dream of a world where no one discriminates against your species or questions your innocent actions turning it into a suspicious act to be laughed upon
basically, yeah, to get to the other sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chicken's location: Left side of the road!.
Zaxby's, KFC, and Chic-Fil-A's location: Left side of the road!.
Hmm!.!.!.!.!.!.I wonder why the chicken went to the right side of the road!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Zaxby's, KFC, and Chic-Fil-A's location: Left side of the road!.
Hmm!.!.!.!.!.!.I wonder why the chicken went to the right side of the road!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because the chicken just got his drive lincese there was a red bnw on the other side he decide to take it for a spendWww@Enter-QA@Com
because he wanted to see if KFC used real chicken and he was horrifyed that they didn't, so he ran away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Obama was elected!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get to the other side!.!.!.the same reason you or I would cross the road!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 c wot happened if sum1 crossed wen the dont walk sign was on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get to the other side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get to the other side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to get away from curnel Sanders!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because the stupid turkey egged her on xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because he freakin' felt like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com