Government jobs is this true ?!
Question: Government jobs is this true !?
A guy goes to the U!.S!. Post Office to apply for a job!.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service!?"
"Yes," he says!. "I was in Vietnam for three years!."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way!?
The guy says, "Yes 100%!.!.!.a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off!."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O!.K!. I can hire you right now!.
The hours are from 8:00 A!.M!. to 4:00 P!.M!. You can start tomorrow!. Come in at 10:00 A!.M!."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A!.M!. to 4:00
P!.M!. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A!.M!.!?
"This is a government job" the interviewer says!. "For the first two hours
we stand around scratching our balls!.!.!. no point in you coming in for that!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service!?"
"Yes," he says!. "I was in Vietnam for three years!."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way!?
The guy says, "Yes 100%!.!.!.a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off!."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O!.K!. I can hire you right now!.
The hours are from 8:00 A!.M!. to 4:00 P!.M!. You can start tomorrow!. Come in at 10:00 A!.M!."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A!.M!. to 4:00
P!.M!. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A!.M!.!?
"This is a government job" the interviewer says!. "For the first two hours
we stand around scratching our balls!.!.!. no point in you coming in for that!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Very funny!. My hubby works for the government and this is so true lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I told that joke to my mother a few months ago and she spread it around her post office!. She's a rural carrier!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its funny, especially the 100% incapacity!.
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it's funny!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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