The helpful wife.. could you see your wife doing this to you??!
Question: The helpful wife!.!. could you see your wife doing this to you!?!?
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer!?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone!.
Man: No sir, I was going 65!.
Wife: Oh Harry!. You were going 80!.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look!.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light!.
Man: Broken tail light!? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look!.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt!.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car!.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt!.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way!?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man: What's the problem officer!?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone!.
Man: No sir, I was going 65!.
Wife: Oh Harry!. You were going 80!.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look!.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light!.
Man: Broken tail light!? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look!.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt!.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car!.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt!.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way!?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Cop: Does your wife always talk to you this way!?
Man: No, only when she's taken her 'truth' pills !.!.!.!.
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Man: No, only when she's taken her 'truth' pills !.!.!.!.
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LOL
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I guess, I'd never be so kind to my husband (should I ever get one)
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nice!.!.!.!.honesty hurts huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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