The Priest and the Rabbi?!
Question: The Priest and the Rabbi!?
A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force!. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him!.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest!. I'm a rabbi!.
Just look at our cars!.
There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt!.
This must be a sign from God!"
Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth!."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely!.
This must surely be a sign from God!"
The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this!
Here's another miracle!
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break!.
Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune!."
The priest nods in agreement!.
The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the rabbi!.
The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest!.
The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi!?"
The rabbi replies, "Nah!.!.!. I think I'll wait for the police!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest!. I'm a rabbi!.
Just look at our cars!.
There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt!.
This must be a sign from God!"
Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth!."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely!.
This must surely be a sign from God!"
The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this!
Here's another miracle!
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break!.
Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune!."
The priest nods in agreement!.
The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the rabbi!.
The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest!.
The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi!?"
The rabbi replies, "Nah!.!.!. I think I'll wait for the police!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I have read this one several times before, but I must say this is the best version and presentation of this joke so far well done and thanks for sharing it!. I did smile a big smile, gosh we cant trust those Rabbi's even if they are clever!!
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Lol funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard it before but its still as funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. Nice one, Rabbi! =D STAR for you! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
poor priestWww@Enter-QA@Com
poor priestWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
it took me a while to get it bt lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!.!.!.superb!. we need more joking citizens like you in this word!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.cheers!!! i feel sorry for the priest!.!.!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
cool have you heard this one
Jason and mark work in the same office!.One morning they met by the water cooler,hey mark said Jason,
i saw your new assistant of yours,she is well tasty
OH yeah replies mark she is my new robot secretary she is the best
if you squeeze her left breast she takes notes if you squeeze her right breast she types--she's great! i tell you what you can borrow her
do i ever says Jason
Jason does not turn up for work for a few weeks but when he does mark asks him where he has been all this time
I've been in hospital Jason says
you no that robot of yours i borrowed!? she was taking notes and she looked really fit and i could not resist taking her clothes off and having a bit of s*x with her on my desk!
OHHHH you found the pencil sharpener then
hope u like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jason and mark work in the same office!.One morning they met by the water cooler,hey mark said Jason,
i saw your new assistant of yours,she is well tasty
OH yeah replies mark she is my new robot secretary she is the best
if you squeeze her left breast she takes notes if you squeeze her right breast she types--she's great! i tell you what you can borrow her
do i ever says Jason
Jason does not turn up for work for a few weeks but when he does mark asks him where he has been all this time
I've been in hospital Jason says
you no that robot of yours i borrowed!? she was taking notes and she looked really fit and i could not resist taking her clothes off and having a bit of s*x with her on my desk!
OHHHH you found the pencil sharpener then
hope u like itWww@Enter-QA@Com