Anyone really good at insults and comebacks?!
Question: Anyone really good at insults and comebacks!?
There's this kid who is stalking me!. (Literally in school) And he always has these lame pickup lines that are really old!. I'd usually ignore if I have a good insult!. Like one time he was like "Hey, nice bod" and i was like, "Hey! Nice face!!!"
I really need one for, "I'll be your Edward if you be my Bella" (From Twilight)!.
If you guys can help me save my dignity, I hope you guys would help me!. :)
-LileeeeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I really need one for, "I'll be your Edward if you be my Bella" (From Twilight)!.
If you guys can help me save my dignity, I hope you guys would help me!. :)
-LileeeeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Say something like, "Ya know I'd just love to stand here talking to you while my brain cells die one bye one, but I can't!."
And then just leave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And then just leave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him to stop being an idiot and talking about characters from a dumb book about vampires!. (No offense if you like the book, but you can say this to him!.)
Say, "Were you born on a highway!? Because I heard a lot of accidents happen there!."
also, just yell at him and tell him to stop screwing around with you!. Real insults come from the heart, and there is nothing scarier to a guy than a girl who's really pissed off at him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say, "Were you born on a highway!? Because I heard a lot of accidents happen there!."
also, just yell at him and tell him to stop screwing around with you!. Real insults come from the heart, and there is nothing scarier to a guy than a girl who's really pissed off at him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll be Mr!.Wolf if you be the two dumb pigs!. ( just the two, the last one was SMART!)
Well I guess THAT will never happen!
For stupid come on's, I give you first prize!.
Sorry, I don't like people named Edward!.
If he says nice bod, say one of these
Wish I could say the same!.
Hey, Nice Boil
If he says somethin like, your the prettiest girl ever or something like that, say
your the ugliest boy ever
And your telling me this, why!?
And if this kid ever says, Why dont you like me!?
I dont deal with Scrubs!.
Your top 3 on the worlds ugliest people list
Give him something hard and mean, if he keeps it up, come back here!. Hope they help ya gurl cuz these lil fast tail boys can be annoyin here are some insults
Hey, i saw the grade books, your very stupid, thats spelled S-T-U-P-I-D !
Aren't you a little Tall to be in *th grade!?
I knpw your FAVORITE song, its I kissed a boy , because thats what ur into!.
you really, need to tell your mom to wear clothes when she washes dishes!.
Hey, i can see my self in the huge bald spot in your head
I can see my self in your huge boil!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well I guess THAT will never happen!
For stupid come on's, I give you first prize!.
Sorry, I don't like people named Edward!.
If he says nice bod, say one of these
Wish I could say the same!.
Hey, Nice Boil
If he says somethin like, your the prettiest girl ever or something like that, say
your the ugliest boy ever
And your telling me this, why!?
And if this kid ever says, Why dont you like me!?
I dont deal with Scrubs!.
Your top 3 on the worlds ugliest people list
Give him something hard and mean, if he keeps it up, come back here!. Hope they help ya gurl cuz these lil fast tail boys can be annoyin here are some insults
Hey, i saw the grade books, your very stupid, thats spelled S-T-U-P-I-D !
Aren't you a little Tall to be in *th grade!?
I knpw your FAVORITE song, its I kissed a boy , because thats what ur into!.
you really, need to tell your mom to wear clothes when she washes dishes!.
Hey, i can see my self in the huge bald spot in your head
I can see my self in your huge boil!Www@Enter-QA@Com
try just looking @ him and laughing @ his pathetic attempts to control the situation!. then laugh some more!. then tell him what your laughing at, and make sure he knows your laughing AT him, not with him (cause that can backfire)
once you stop laughing, walk away and say "not that I want to stay and laugh at you some more, but time is $"Www@Enter-QA@Com
once you stop laughing, walk away and say "not that I want to stay and laugh at you some more, but time is $"Www@Enter-QA@Com
say something very mean back like following him stalking him
or like copying him in everything and
this is one that everybody hates ok just keep on staring at him like in front of his face!!
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or like copying him in everything and
this is one that everybody hates ok just keep on staring at him like in front of his face!!
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Check out the 'Insults' section on LiketoLaugh!.com!. You may find something you can use!.!.!.
http://www!.liketolaugh!.com/readjokes!.php!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.liketolaugh!.com/readjokes!.php!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell him to come up with something original instead of acting like a copy machine and duplicating everything he see's or hearsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I really need one for, "I'll be your Edward if you be my Bella" (From Twilight)!.
why are you reading girls/romance novels!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
why are you reading girls/romance novels!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i will be your Lorena Bobbitt if u be my John WayneWww@Enter-QA@Com
tell him that you know that the best part of him ran down his mommas leg!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could always insult the size of his manhood!.!.!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha, i know this one that goes
Q: Want a piece of me!?
A: NO I want the whole thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Want a piece of me!?
A: NO I want the whole thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com