Tell me the best joke you have ever heard!?!
Question: Tell me the best joke you have ever heard!!?
read above LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OK, there was this lady and she was going to dinner with her boyfriend at his house to meet his family!. well she started to feel gassy earlier in the day, so she thought i would probably pass by diner!. well diner arrived and she wasn't feeling any less gasy!. so when she got to her boyfriends house their was a huge table filled with all his closest relatives!. she was sitting there and her boy friends mom said they were having brocili for diner!. well she thought great that will make me even more gasy!. so after a little while she really had to fart, and she noticed that the dog skippy was sitting on the floor next to her, so she farted!.
the boyfriends dad hollers "skippy, get over here"
well pretty soon she had to fart again so seeing as the dog was still sitting next to her she farted!.
the dad hollers "skippy get your as$ over here"
a little time had passed and she realized she had to fart again!. well this time she let out the biggest fart possible!.
the dad hollers "goddamnit skippy, get over her before she sh*ts all over you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the boyfriends dad hollers "skippy, get over here"
well pretty soon she had to fart again so seeing as the dog was still sitting next to her she farted!.
the dad hollers "skippy get your as$ over here"
a little time had passed and she realized she had to fart again!. well this time she let out the biggest fart possible!.
the dad hollers "goddamnit skippy, get over her before she sh*ts all over you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny was on the bus going to a school trip,he sits right behind the bus driver,little johhny kept saying to himself 'if dad was a a dad lion and mom was a mommy lion then i must be a baby lion',Little Johnny kept on talking about this for 10 minutes,the bus driver got annoyed so the bus driver asked 'if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a whore what would you be!?' Little Johnny got mad and answered:a bus driver!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man was worship to god from last 5 years!.!.!.
god arrived to him!.!.
and asked!.!.!.what do u want!.!.!?
man:-ohh god my one tool is not enough for me!.!.
give me more tools on all over my body!.!.!?!?
god completed his wish!.!.!.
and he got many tools(p@nis)on his body!.!.!.
after 2 days he was going in the jungle!.!.
a 250 kg bag fall on his head!.!.
man:- what the hell is this!?
sound of god:- idiot!.!.u hav taken the tools!.!.
who will take these balls!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
god arrived to him!.!.
and asked!.!.!.what do u want!.!.!?
man:-ohh god my one tool is not enough for me!.!.
give me more tools on all over my body!.!.!?!?
god completed his wish!.!.!.
and he got many tools(p@nis)on his body!.!.!.
after 2 days he was going in the jungle!.!.
a 250 kg bag fall on his head!.!.
man:- what the hell is this!?
sound of god:- idiot!.!.u hav taken the tools!.!.
who will take these balls!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks!. What is a greenhouse made from!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blonde and a brunette work's at walmart!. a man with really bad dandruff walks in and the brunette goes "we should give him some head & shoulder" and the blonde goes "ok! but what's shoulder!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
ummmmWww@Enter-QA@Com
your faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Say "I won a math debate" out loud!. XDDDDWww@Enter-QA@Com