Last Joke of the day, is it funny or not?!
Question: Last Joke of the day, is it funny or not!?
Three women go to Heaven!. St Peter says, "We only have one rule here in Heaven: don't step on the ducks!."
They enter Heaven, and there are ducks all over the place and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one!.
St Peter chains a really ugly man to her and says, "Your punishment is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!."
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and St Peter chains another ugly man to her!.
The third woman was very careful where she stepped!. A while later, St Peter chained a handsome man to her!. He was tall, tanned, slim and muscular!. (A bit like me!)
The woman, thinking that this is great, remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity!."
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
They enter Heaven, and there are ducks all over the place and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one!.
St Peter chains a really ugly man to her and says, "Your punishment is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!."
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and St Peter chains another ugly man to her!.
The third woman was very careful where she stepped!. A while later, St Peter chained a handsome man to her!. He was tall, tanned, slim and muscular!. (A bit like me!)
The woman, thinking that this is great, remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity!."
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao this is fabb xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, pretty comical :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
awesome!. except, don't say heaven, that's making fun of God!.
say, like, matchmaker's houseWww@Enter-QA@Com
say, like, matchmaker's houseWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOOOOOO@ matchmakers house!.!.!.whew!
but this was funny, i giggled at workWww@Enter-QA@Com
but this was funny, i giggled at workWww@Enter-QA@Com
roflmao thats soooooooooooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Shite
so you lot apart from Elj are shite alsoWww@Enter-QA@Com
so you lot apart from Elj are shite alsoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
LoL
Thank you for sharing it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you for sharing it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL - i like it!! Have a * too! Keep spreading the giggles! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i get it that is halarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it a million times!. Wasn't funny a single one of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old one, but a good one!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
He he not bad!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha made me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!very good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bravo, bravo! Brought a smile to my face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha! yh that's a good one!.
<3Www@Enter-QA@Com
<3Www@Enter-QA@Com
agree with norman b - even though he was a bit harshWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was wrong but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Ha! I like it, did u make it up and where can i read your previous oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
One of the funniest jokes I've heard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked that one :LWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!.that put a smile on my face!.!.!.thanks for that!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com