Do you love little old ladys ??!
Question: Do you love little old ladys !?!?
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning!.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach!.
Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind!."
The pastor shouted out "CROSS!."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS!."
The pastor hollered out "GRACE!."
The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound!."
The pastor said "POWER!."
The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD!."
The Pastor said "SEX!."
The congregation fell into total silence!.
Everyone was in shock!.
They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything!.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing, " MEMORIES!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach!.
Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind!."
The pastor shouted out "CROSS!."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS!."
The pastor hollered out "GRACE!."
The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound!."
The pastor said "POWER!."
The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD!."
The Pastor said "SEX!."
The congregation fell into total silence!.
Everyone was in shock!.
They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything!.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing, " MEMORIES!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This is one that i would probably sing, too, ever so funny!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Cow! That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha could imagine tht!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahaha 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so cute!!! hahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that's funny !!! Cheers !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
seriously lmfao
that's something my nan
would have done
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that's something my nan
would have done
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lol funny oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!dats gudWww@Enter-QA@Com
Today we seem to be in with stories than questions!.
Good - any way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good - any way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha !.!.!.!.
this made my day !.!.!.!.
hehe !.!.!.
memories of good old days !.!.!.!.
bet she missed them a lot !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this made my day !.!.!.!.
hehe !.!.!.
memories of good old days !.!.!.!.
bet she missed them a lot !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com