A really sick joke....Dont be offended.?!
Question: A really sick joke!.!.!.!.Dont be offended!.!?
There were two gays,one had just died so his partner went to see the local priest about funeral arrangements!.The priest suggest a burial!."Oh no !" said the gay,"He always had a terrible dread of worms eating into his eyes and other parts of his body!.!.!.No,no,no!.!.!.we can't have that"
The priest then suggested cremation!."Oh no!" said the gay again,"He was terrified of fire burning away at his body!.!.!.oh no,we can't have that"!.
The priest finally suggested a burial at sea!."Oh no" said the gay again,"He was terrified of water,he never even learnt to swim!.!.!.oh no,we can't have that"
The priest then replied "Well,that's the usual options available for the deceased,unless you have any ideas"
"Well,you could make him into a vindaloo" said the gay!.
" A VINDALOO" said the priest exasperated!."Why on earth would you want him made into a vindaloo !?"
The gay replied "Well i'd just like to feel him coming out my a r s e one more time !!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The priest then suggested cremation!."Oh no!" said the gay again,"He was terrified of fire burning away at his body!.!.!.oh no,we can't have that"!.
The priest finally suggested a burial at sea!."Oh no" said the gay again,"He was terrified of water,he never even learnt to swim!.!.!.oh no,we can't have that"
The priest then replied "Well,that's the usual options available for the deceased,unless you have any ideas"
"Well,you could make him into a vindaloo" said the gay!.
" A VINDALOO" said the priest exasperated!."Why on earth would you want him made into a vindaloo !?"
The gay replied "Well i'd just like to feel him coming out my a r s e one more time !!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh, marry me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaaaaaaa!
*STAR* :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
*STAR* :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Liked that one, excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! That was a real SCREAM! Here's a star for a funny joke!.!.!.!!!!.
'VINDALOO' is a pork meat dish!Www@Enter-QA@Com
'VINDALOO' is a pork meat dish!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eeeuugghh!!! (lmao)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ,,,very good,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it, wth is a vindaloo!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That joke doesnt do anything for me!.
SorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
SorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lost for words!.!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great Joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oooooooooh thats bad lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oooh thats sick! lmao! nice 1 =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont' get it!.!.!.wats a VINDALOOWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good and my nephew loved it too!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not badWww@Enter-QA@Com
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!Www@Enter-QA@Com