A lawyer is a lawyer?!
Question: A lawyer is a lawyer!?
A university committee was selecting a new dean!. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer!.
Each was asked this question during their interview: “How much is two plus two!?”
The mathematician answered immediately, “Four!.”
The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, “Four, plus or minus one!.”
Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him!. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, “How much do you want it to be!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Each was asked this question during their interview: “How much is two plus two!?”
The mathematician answered immediately, “Four!.”
The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, “Four, plus or minus one!.”
Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him!. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, “How much do you want it to be!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very good one,the question was so stupid so it was right answer!.Thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i thought you meant "a liar "!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not always but if case compel him to be a lawyerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny just like them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Old one but still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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