Joke for youu :]?!
Question: Joke for youu :]!?
okayy soo!.!.!.
theres 4 guys playing golf!.
one of them decides he has to go to the bathroom!.
the other three begin to talk about their sons!.
the first guy says, "my son is a computer salesman!. and he is sooo successful that he was able to buy his friend a brand new computer!"
the second guy says, "ohh thats nothing!. my son is a car salesman!. and he just bought his friend a brand new car!"
and the third guy says, "pff!. my son works in real estate and he just bought his friend a brand new house!. fully furnished!"
the fourth guy comes back from the bathroom and they all ask him what his son does!.
and he says, "well its kinda embarrassing!.!.!."
and they all say, "no its okay you can tell us"
and he says, "my son works at a gay strip bar"
and they all go, "woah that IS embarrassing"
and he says, " yeahh but hes doing pretty well for himself!. his last three boyfriends bought him a computer, a car, and a house!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
theres 4 guys playing golf!.
one of them decides he has to go to the bathroom!.
the other three begin to talk about their sons!.
the first guy says, "my son is a computer salesman!. and he is sooo successful that he was able to buy his friend a brand new computer!"
the second guy says, "ohh thats nothing!. my son is a car salesman!. and he just bought his friend a brand new car!"
and the third guy says, "pff!. my son works in real estate and he just bought his friend a brand new house!. fully furnished!"
the fourth guy comes back from the bathroom and they all ask him what his son does!.
and he says, "well its kinda embarrassing!.!.!."
and they all say, "no its okay you can tell us"
and he says, "my son works at a gay strip bar"
and they all go, "woah that IS embarrassing"
and he says, " yeahh but hes doing pretty well for himself!. his last three boyfriends bought him a computer, a car, and a house!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that was good!.!.
lets trade jokes
POOF:
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes!.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich!.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold!.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess!.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman!.
''Your third wish!?'' asks the fairy godmother!. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them!. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince!?'' she asks!.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine!. She stares at him, smitten!. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
lets trade jokes
POOF:
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes!.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich!.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold!.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess!.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman!.
''Your third wish!?'' asks the fairy godmother!. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them!. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince!?'' she asks!.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine!. She stares at him, smitten!. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats pretty funny!. Hahahahaha!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
CLEVER!
hahaha!. thats hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. thats hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.HAHAHAHAHAH!.!.!. Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that's hilarious! It's also nice to see a story joke that featurs four people instead of three!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha, thanks for thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.!.!.
FUNNY! I wasn't expecting that!! lol!
ROTFL and i'm in the public library!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY! I wasn't expecting that!! lol!
ROTFL and i'm in the public library!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that's hilarious!. i like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
TOO FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha thats pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!
i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz!. lol, rotfl, lqtm, lmao, thats about itWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's so classic!. Would'nt they have been shocked XD
Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A really good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL,, i like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
BURN!!!!! :0)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heh that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha good one :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
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wow!. what a zinger!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol omg !.!.!.!.!.i know they was pissed lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg thats really funny!
that means all the sons are gay lol!!
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that means all the sons are gay lol!!
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com