What on earth am I?!


Question: What on earth am I!?
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose!. "Oh please excuse me," said the bunny!. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see!."

"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake!. "To be sure, it was my fault!. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming!. By the way, what kind of animal are you!?"

Well, I really don't know," said the bunny!. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself!. Maybe you could examine me and find out!."

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose!. You must be a bunny rabbit!"

The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough!. But by the way, what kind of animal are you!?" The snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, "Well,what kind of an animal am I!?"

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're soft, you're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls!.!.!.You must be a Democrat!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Hahaha!!! lmao, awesome joke, I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL thanks for the joke!. I think you can tell it to your friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I heard something similar but punch line was he was a lawyer! Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Obama's gonna be in town later today, I gotta tell him that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I guess this will seem funny to you Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i must admit i was expecting a funnier punchline :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Awesome!
That really tickled my bones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

what is a Democrat!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.can you eat themWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol ltmssWww@Enter-QA@Com

okaaayyyyWww@Enter-QA@Com

That;s funneh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

More corny American humour on the U!.K!.site!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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