Funny Jokes!!!!?!
Question: Funny Jokes!!!!!?
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake!. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money!.
The gang was very happy to escape!. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted!. "We got $25 between us!."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!.!.!. we had $100 when we broke in!"
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder!. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it!.
"Tiny" replies the man!.
"Why's that!?" asks the bartender!.
"Because he's my newt!"
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher!. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift!. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy!.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said!. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl!.
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The gang was very happy to escape!. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted!. "We got $25 between us!."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!.!.!. we had $100 when we broke in!"
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder!. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it!.
"Tiny" replies the man!.
"Why's that!?" asks the bartender!.
"Because he's my newt!"
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher!. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift!. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy!.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said!. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl!.
The next gift gift wasWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha ha thanks for making my day feel a lot better :)
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I fell :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
alittle funny!. but not so funny to make me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard the second one!. The last one is by far the best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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