What is the funniest joke you've ever heard and hardest riddle to solve?!
Question: What is the funniest joke you've ever heard and hardest riddle to solve!?
Give the answers to your joke and riddle too!. I want to know the answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet!. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet!. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug) that came in a little white box which served as the bug's house!.
He took his purchase home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him!. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today!? We will have a good time!." But there was no answer from his new pet!.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings!?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet!.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation!. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME AND LEARN ABOUT THE LORD!?"
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)
And a little voice came out of the box!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"I heard you the first time!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I'm putting on my shoes!"
joke 2
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand!.
There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill comes flying out of it onto the pavement!.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her!. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag!."
"Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can gather up some of them!. Thanks!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop!. "Where did you get that money!? Did you steal it!?"
"Oh, no," says the little old lady!. "You see, my yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium!. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes right into my flower beds! So, I stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time some guy sticks through the bushes, I say; '$20 or off it comes!'"
"Hey not a bad idea!" laughs the cop!. "Ok, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag!?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He took his purchase home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him!. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today!? We will have a good time!." But there was no answer from his new pet!.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings!?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet!.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation!. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME AND LEARN ABOUT THE LORD!?"
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)
And a little voice came out of the box!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"I heard you the first time!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I'm putting on my shoes!"
joke 2
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand!.
There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill comes flying out of it onto the pavement!.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her!. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag!."
"Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can gather up some of them!. Thanks!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop!. "Where did you get that money!? Did you steal it!?"
"Oh, no," says the little old lady!. "You see, my yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium!. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes right into my flower beds! So, I stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time some guy sticks through the bushes, I say; '$20 or off it comes!'"
"Hey not a bad idea!" laughs the cop!. "Ok, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag!?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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What came forst the chicken or the egg!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what came first the chicken or the egg !?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com