Joke:never question a drunk?!
Question: Joke:never question a drunk!?
a woman was @ a local supermart
she was in the check-out line in front of a drunk guy
he looked at her and said u must b single
she got curious bcuz in fact she was single but she couldnt figure out how he had known it!.bcuz the only things she got was a half gallon of milk, a pound of bacon,a loaf of bread, some cheese,a couple different fruits,and some soda!.
so curiosity getting the better of her!.she turned 2 the drunk and said,"U said i was single,in which i am!.but i dont see how u could tell bcuz none of my groceries were unusual!.so how did u know i was single!."
the drunk looked back up at her and plainly stated, "bcuz u r ugly"
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she was in the check-out line in front of a drunk guy
he looked at her and said u must b single
she got curious bcuz in fact she was single but she couldnt figure out how he had known it!.bcuz the only things she got was a half gallon of milk, a pound of bacon,a loaf of bread, some cheese,a couple different fruits,and some soda!.
so curiosity getting the better of her!.she turned 2 the drunk and said,"U said i was single,in which i am!.but i dont see how u could tell bcuz none of my groceries were unusual!.so how did u know i was single!."
the drunk looked back up at her and plainly stated, "bcuz u r ugly"
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Answers:
That was excellent, you made me really laugh out loud, thanks for that!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Speechless *holds back laughter*Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny, thanks for postingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that's awesome hey u know what they say a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughtsWww@Enter-QA@Com
aww poor lady
its still funny
but mean lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
its still funny
but mean lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats right never question me
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lol!.!.!. aww man!. poor lady!.!.!.!. lol that was good!!! haha! nice job! star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com