Not another blonde joke !!!?!
Question: Not another blonde joke !!!!?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke!?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet!. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something!."
"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate!. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter!." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler!. Think about it seriously, Mister!. You still wanna tell that joke!?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
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A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened!.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron!."
"What about the other one!?"
"They called back!."
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In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear!. A Brunette walks into the bathroom!. "I am the Hottest girl in New York!" POOF she disappeared!. A red headed girl walks into the bathroom!. "I am the smartest girl in New York!!" POOF she disappeared!. A blonde walks in the bathroom!. "I Think!.!.!." POOF she disappears!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
quiet!. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something!."
"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate!. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter!." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler!. Think about it seriously, Mister!. You still wanna tell that joke!?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
……………………………………………………………………………………………………!.!.!.
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened!.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron!."
"What about the other one!?"
"They called back!."
……………………………………………………………………………………………………!.!.!.
In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear!. A Brunette walks into the bathroom!. "I am the Hottest girl in New York!" POOF she disappeared!. A red headed girl walks into the bathroom!. "I am the smartest girl in New York!!" POOF she disappeared!. A blonde walks in the bathroom!. "I Think!.!.!." POOF she disappears!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I love the first one!.!.!.
But i don't understand the second one about "they called back"!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
But i don't understand the second one about "they called back"!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha! They are all hilarious, especially the iron one!. Definitely my fave, lmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahhahaha hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i liked the last one bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like the last :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaa good jokes!!!!!You should post moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!. still funny even though im blond! but haha:PWww@Enter-QA@Com
loved the first oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, i knew the first one!. my fav there=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they r absolutely hilarious ~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!real classics~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!
i loved the iron joke ~~!!!!!!!!!i first saw this joke in Indian movie
it goes like this he will be ironing the clothes while talking to his fellow he will be yelling him !.!.!.!.phone rings the iron box is just next to the phone it all heated up he accident picks up the iron box!.!.!. he bashes the guy who rang and keeps the phone!.!.!.the guy who rang him gets confused and again rings back to check very think i going rite!.!.in the mean time he will be explaining what has just happened to him crying to his fellow guy the phone again rings this time he picks it on the other side!.!.!.!.that was like i was jumping on the seat in the cinema hall~~!!!!tears were busting out of my eyes laughing~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
they r absolutely hilarious ~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!real classics~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!
i loved the iron joke ~~!!!!!!!!!i first saw this joke in Indian movie
it goes like this he will be ironing the clothes while talking to his fellow he will be yelling him !.!.!.!.phone rings the iron box is just next to the phone it all heated up he accident picks up the iron box!.!.!. he bashes the guy who rang and keeps the phone!.!.!.the guy who rang him gets confused and again rings back to check very think i going rite!.!.in the mean time he will be explaining what has just happened to him crying to his fellow guy the phone again rings this time he picks it on the other side!.!.!.!.that was like i was jumping on the seat in the cinema hall~~!!!!tears were busting out of my eyes laughing~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com