I think i have heard every blond joke...?!
Question: I think i have heard every blond joke!.!.!.!?
Can you try to tell me one i havent hear, cause i like them and its sad i havent heard a new one in awhile!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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a blonde wants to learn how to fly so she goes to a air plane flying school!. there are no more planes so she has to use a one man helicopter!.
at 1000 ft they radio in and ask her how she's doing!. she says she loves it!. at 2000 ft they ask her how shes doing!. she says she wants to do it again!. at 3000 ft they radio her in but theres static!. they look out the window and they see the heli copter crash!. they ask her what happened and she said, "At 3000 ft it was getting cold so i turned off the big fan!."
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at 1000 ft they radio in and ask her how she's doing!. she says she loves it!. at 2000 ft they ask her how shes doing!. she says she wants to do it again!. at 3000 ft they radio her in but theres static!. they look out the window and they see the heli copter crash!. they ask her what happened and she said, "At 3000 ft it was getting cold so i turned off the big fan!."
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Two blonde horse riders had just purchased their first horses!. However, they needed a way to be able to tell them apart!.
"I know, let's cut the tail off of one of them!", says the first bloonde!.
"That's a great idea," replies the second!. So they cut the tail off of one!.
This plan worked for a long time until the tail grew back!. Now the blondes were in the same situation as before!.
"Okay, I've got it," says the first blonde, "we can break one of their legs!"
"Good idea," the second blonde says, "But which one; the brown one or the black one!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I know, let's cut the tail off of one of them!", says the first bloonde!.
"That's a great idea," replies the second!. So they cut the tail off of one!.
This plan worked for a long time until the tail grew back!. Now the blondes were in the same situation as before!.
"Okay, I've got it," says the first blonde, "we can break one of their legs!"
"Good idea," the second blonde says, "But which one; the brown one or the black one!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde was talking to her brunette friend about a song called "Clocks"!. Here is their conversation:
Brunette: Why is it called Clocks!? Why not watches!? What's wrong with watches!?
Blonde: Maybe they were talking about those portable clocks!. You know the one's that go in your pocket!. What are they called!? Oh, yeah! Pocket watches!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brunette: Why is it called Clocks!? Why not watches!? What's wrong with watches!?
Blonde: Maybe they were talking about those portable clocks!. You know the one's that go in your pocket!. What are they called!? Oh, yeah! Pocket watches!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two blonds are driving in a car!.!.
They see another blond in a hay Field rowing a boat!.!.
The blond in the driver seat says!.!.
"those kind of blonds give us a bad name dont ya think!?"
The blond in the passanger seat says
"Yea!.!.!.if i knew how to swim i would go out there and drownd that dumb *********!.e!.s a!.s!.s"Www@Enter-QA@Com
They see another blond in a hay Field rowing a boat!.!.
The blond in the driver seat says!.!.
"those kind of blonds give us a bad name dont ya think!?"
The blond in the passanger seat says
"Yea!.!.!.if i knew how to swim i would go out there and drownd that dumb *********!.e!.s a!.s!.s"Www@Enter-QA@Com