This will make you laugh?!
Question: This will make you laugh!?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed!.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That did make me laugh!.!.!.LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That did make me laugh!.!.!.LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is without a doubt the funniest joke I have read the entire night!.
If you are going to offer an hysterical joke, then you've done us right!.
It sounds like the husband was all too willing to let his poor wife
Be the martyr, instead the funny twist was him being the sacrifice !!
OUCH !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you are going to offer an hysterical joke, then you've done us right!.
It sounds like the husband was all too willing to let his poor wife
Be the martyr, instead the funny twist was him being the sacrifice !!
OUCH !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahahaha XD
thats hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
lolzies!!!!
That was hilarious!.
Here's a star you deserve it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolzies!!!!
That was hilarious!.
Here's a star you deserve it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!
very sacrificing wife~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very sacrificing wife~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hitler destroyed many gaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
eww hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh wow that is funny!!
heres a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao thats great
feel bad for the husbandWww@Enter-QA@Com
feel bad for the husbandWww@Enter-QA@Com
that totally made me laugh!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is hilarious!
good one
star for you!
xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one
star for you!
xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Best one i heared in a long timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my gosh!. I can't stop laughing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com