Two jokes?!


Question: Two jokes!?
A man hates his wife's cat, so one day he drives to the next town and dumps it!.
By the time he gets home the cat is already back!. Next day he drives 50miles and dumps it again but when he gets home the cat is back again!.
Finally he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it, Hours later he calls the wife and says if the cat there!? Yes she replies he says put it on, I'm LOST!


Paddy and Mick were walkin down the road, Mick says to Paddy, 'You really should keep your curtains shut when your making love to your wife during the day,all the neigbours were laughin at you yesterday'!.
Mick says 'Well the jokes on them , i wasn't in yesterday!'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
very funny!. are these original!? if so you have talent!.

EDIT: The husband is asking the wife to put the cat on the phone!. Took me a second to get it tooWww@Enter-QA@Com

if you don't get the first one the guy is lost and wanted to speak to the cat to get directions!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.



ROTFLMAO The first one I never heard but I liked it because I can relate to that one!.
But the second was just as good but already heard it but still Great !
Thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

why was the number '6' scared of the number '7'!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Because '7' ate '9'

lolololololololol :))

thought ud like 2 hear my joke!.!.!.very sad i know! xWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol now even if the cat could talk why the heck would it tell the man how to get back home!?! hahahaha 2nd one is kind of messed up, but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thanks for the explanation for the first one, not bad!. The second one though, lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

patheticWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oh man! Those are great! By far a couple of the funniet I've heard, great job!. LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha Nice one broWww@Enter-QA@Com

They're both funny, but for some reason, I especially love the first one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I Love Them Both They Were Soo Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

good ones!. the cat opne i can even share with my kid!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha Ha their both great =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA! especially the first one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like the second one better!. FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com

Don't get the first oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hm!. I didn't get the first one but the second one was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yep!.!.!.good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!. made me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com

i like the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol the first one was cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com

dont get the first one!.

Second one is great!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

the second ones good! : D
dont get the first one can anyone explain!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol liked 'em both!.!.!.star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

WTF!! I don't get the second one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha great jokes my man, good job!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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