What's the funniest thing anyone's ever said to you by mistake?!
Question: What's the funniest thing anyone's ever said to you by mistake!?
My little sister asked if she could borrow my nacho's, but she meant my pens roflWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
My boyfriend said
"Wow you look nice today,
I mean you like nice all the time,
I mean you look better today,
I mean!.!."
Then I Just Laughed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Wow you look nice today,
I mean you like nice all the time,
I mean you look better today,
I mean!.!."
Then I Just Laughed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some little old lady came up to me complaining about a cashier in a store and I said, "Ok, let me tell someone who cares!"
She says," You can't talk to me like that!. I want to speak to your manager!."
I say, "Sure, but first lets help you find someone who actually works here!", Then I walk out lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
She says," You can't talk to me like that!. I want to speak to your manager!."
I say, "Sure, but first lets help you find someone who actually works here!", Then I walk out lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.yea uhm i was going to check the mail yesterday and my mailman was still putting it in, so when i wlaked up to him he saw me and was all like, " i have your man," instead of saying i have your mail, but i guess he said that cause there was a guy wlking behind me!.!.!.!.i dunno it was pretty funny at the moment!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was folding the washing the other day, while my son was eating yoghurt!.
he yelled something from the kitchen, and i asked if he had finished eating his t shirt!.
he thought it was hilarious! (he's only 4)Www@Enter-QA@Com
he yelled something from the kitchen, and i asked if he had finished eating his t shirt!.
he thought it was hilarious! (he's only 4)Www@Enter-QA@Com
From my 4 year old niece Madison--"Aunt Lori can you be my sister!? My Big Black Sister!?!?!"-- I had dyed Black hair!.
Later her parents corrected her and said " Big Black Haired Sister"
I have red hair now- So i am the "Big Red Sister" according to Madison now!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Later her parents corrected her and said " Big Black Haired Sister"
I have red hair now- So i am the "Big Red Sister" according to Madison now!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was eating lunch, and someone said to someone else, finish your peas you'll be able to see in the dark!. Then I said it's corn!. Then the person said actually it's carrots!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahaha that's pretty funny!. uhm!. well I don't know if this is the funniest, but I was trying to tell my sister not to touch me but I ended up screaming "TOUCH ME!" and it was awkward!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was telling my sister to go and get my pants but instead i said go get my burger king cause i was watching a burger king comerrcial it was so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i was sat next to my mate jenny at school and said rubba jenny instead of i can use your rubba well she got really upset as she thought i called her (rubba - johnnie ) but in the girls wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
The other day I was hanging out with friends and one of then was cursing like a sailor and I said "do you kiss your mother with that tongue!?"
I meant to say "mouth" lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I meant to say "mouth" lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
My bro asked me where the shalt and shecker paper is and he wanted to say where is the salt and pepper shaker lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
my sister asked me to move my car!.
instead of saying nicole can u move your car she said car can u move your nicole!.
not that funni i kno but at the time it was :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
instead of saying nicole can u move your car she said car can u move your nicole!.
not that funni i kno but at the time it was :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
this girl asked my friend why he hangs out with my other friend and trying to insult her he sais, is ur dick as big as sausage!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Someone was trying to say hello to me but instead they said!. "I don't wanna feed grandma bacon while she's in the bath tub"Www@Enter-QA@Com
one of my best friends whos a boy by accident said zac efron was sexy so i beat him upWww@Enter-QA@Com
my brother fogot i was in the room and he was watching tv and sed the rock sexyWww@Enter-QA@Com
nothing really all the funny things they said to me were not mistakes they made!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my friend told her man to shave your pencil !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.instead of shave you beard!!! lol it was funny but i guess you have to be thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
i accidently called my friend that was a guy 'dad' when i shouted at him lmfao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was talking to my friend and he suddenly blurted out "you're hot"
Haha!.!.!. AWKWARD!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!. AWKWARD!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you dont smell too bad for a fat oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
That I "probably look better without my clothes!.!.!. errr!.!.!. glasses!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
My older brother once said: 'You're ugly'!. Of course he was wrong!. I'm beautiful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com