Odd but true?!
Question: Odd but true!?
Actual Clippings From Church Bulletins:
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine!. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa!.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals!."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall!. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King!.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation!.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale!. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house!. Don't forget your husbands!."
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'!. Bring your own hot dogs and guns!. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time!.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine!. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa!.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals!."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall!. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King!.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation!.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale!. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house!. Don't forget your husbands!."
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'!. Bring your own hot dogs and guns!. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time!.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol they are funny where did you find them all !?
i admit some arent as funny as others but they are good : )
10 points plz ; ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
i admit some arent as funny as others but they are good : )
10 points plz ; ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
YES!!!!
*hahahahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man goes to a psychic who is known to be good!.
He steps in and she says
"sit down"
The moment he touches the chair the psychic screams!
"Oh my!, i'm so sorry but later this year your daughter will be raped and killed!"
The man pauses whilst he thinks about this and then decides the question must be asked !.!.!.
I know this, but will i get away with it or not!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He steps in and she says
"sit down"
The moment he touches the chair the psychic screams!
"Oh my!, i'm so sorry but later this year your daughter will be raped and killed!"
The man pauses whilst he thinks about this and then decides the question must be asked !.!.!.
I know this, but will i get away with it or not!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com