Never argue with a reader ??!
Question: Never argue with a reader !?!?
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap!. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out!. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book!.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat!. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am!. What are you doing!?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious!?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing!. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'For reading a book,' she replies,
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing!. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman!.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden!.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat!. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am!. What are you doing!?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious!?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing!. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'For reading a book,' she replies,
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing!. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman!.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden!.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What else can a woman do but play by the rules, very funny, and well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny, but I hate that women always play the sex card it's no difference then racism!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!!
intelligent lady ~~~!!!!!!!she know how to handle the situations cool~~~!!! not many r gifted ~~!!!many would have freaked out on that~~!!!!!brilliant~~!!!!!!!
good one ~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
intelligent lady ~~~!!!!!!!she know how to handle the situations cool~~~!!! not many r gifted ~~!!!many would have freaked out on that~~!!!!!brilliant~~!!!!!!!
good one ~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wimmenz, always playing the harrassment card!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha!!! Very true!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!! lmfao, right back at him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny! i like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com