Joke> Is this a tale of 2 statues?!
Question: Joke> Is this a tale of 2 statues!?
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman!. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
gesture, brings the two to life!.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most!.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery!.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues!. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing!.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again!?'
He asks her 'Shall we!?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions!. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you s**t on its head!.'
AND JUST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
gesture, brings the two to life!.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most!.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery!.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues!. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing!.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again!?'
He asks her 'Shall we!?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions!. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you s**t on its head!.'
AND JUST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you fooled me!. i love your jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
my mind is pure!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.after a hundred years without a meal!.!.!.!.!.id eat the pigeons!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhahahaha! i was definitely thinking something else! 1 star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha something quite differeent :P
veryy funny though dude
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veryy funny though dude
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LOL!.!.!.Thats cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
hee
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good old jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!! :) you made my day
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have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
i knew the answer i had that joke in a txt today!.!.still it was funny 2nd time round as it was 1st time!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com