Is this how it will be if I attempt to grow old with my younger boyfriend...???!
Question: Is this how it will be if I attempt to grow old with my younger boyfriend!.!.!.!?!?!?
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes
out!. I stopped and asked her what was wrong!. She said, 'I have a 31 year old
husband at home!. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee!.'
I said, 'Well, then why are you crying!?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon!.
I said, 'Well, why are you crying!?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00a!.m!. ' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying!?' She said, 'I can't remember where I live!'
~Peace~Www@Enter-QA@Com
out!. I stopped and asked her what was wrong!. She said, 'I have a 31 year old
husband at home!. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee!.'
I said, 'Well, then why are you crying!?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon!.
I said, 'Well, why are you crying!?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00a!.m!. ' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying!?' She said, 'I can't remember where I live!'
~Peace~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I'll put a homing device on you so i can track you downWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two guys are in a bar!. One of them says, "I slept with your mother!"
The other looks, but doesn't say anything!.
The first one says, "I banged your mother!"
The other looks, but doesn't say anything!.
The first one practically yells, "I screwed your mother!"
The other says, "You're drunk!. Let's go home Dad!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other looks, but doesn't say anything!.
The first one says, "I banged your mother!"
The other looks, but doesn't say anything!.
The first one practically yells, "I screwed your mother!"
The other says, "You're drunk!. Let's go home Dad!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
AhAhaHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHA!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
AWESOME!.!.!. I loved it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i would be crying to cuz i cant wait to get home to that lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
You and me both woman--Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny, good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was very funny, and what a cougar she is!. Me-OW!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If only she had GPS - Granny Partner Search!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
close to joke of the dayWww@Enter-QA@Com