The real meaning of Woman's Personal Ads!!


Question: The real meaning of Woman's Personal Ads!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No ****
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitach
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
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DICTIONARY FOR MEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic - Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated - Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit - Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first - As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking - Arrogant bastard
Honest - Pathological liar
Huggable - Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle - Insecure, overly dependent
Mature - Until you get to know him
Open-minded - Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit - Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself
Poet - Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual - Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable - Occasional stalker, but never arrested
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I'd like to find the Adventurous woman!. Good list!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Ha-ha, whats with the whole No means Yes thing, that's just fcuked up!. One time a girl said no to me 3 times in a row!.
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Yeah, I'd say there is definitely an element of truth in them!. LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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