Answer Riddles and and JOKES and your answer will be shown the BEST?!
Question: Answer Riddles and and JOKES and your answer will be shown the BEST!?
Riddles:
1!.I am a card that can't talk but thinks is better that anyone else!What am I!?
2!.People dream about me!.I fly in a wonderful land!.I carry people and sometimes they think I am way too big to sleep on their BEDS tonight!.!.!.What am I!?
JOKES:
1!.A man was sick and tired of doing his work!.He wanted it to end!.So why did the man threw the clock out the window!?
2!.Sir I need your help!.Will you show me the way to the ladies room I'm blind and can't see!?What will the man do!?(not offending blind ppl here)
Extra one but you dont have to answer!.Just for you to enjoy!.!.!.!.
"Doctor!Doctor!
I need to do something important!Will you help me out!?"says the lady!.
"Sure lady just go out the way you came in!GEEZ!LET me do my work woman!"says the doctor!."Next time ask me if you need any help!"
"GOSH!What a stupid doctor!How did he graduate!?"asks the lady!.She walks out of the officeWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!.I am a card that can't talk but thinks is better that anyone else!What am I!?
2!.People dream about me!.I fly in a wonderful land!.I carry people and sometimes they think I am way too big to sleep on their BEDS tonight!.!.!.What am I!?
JOKES:
1!.A man was sick and tired of doing his work!.He wanted it to end!.So why did the man threw the clock out the window!?
2!.Sir I need your help!.Will you show me the way to the ladies room I'm blind and can't see!?What will the man do!?(not offending blind ppl here)
Extra one but you dont have to answer!.Just for you to enjoy!.!.!.!.
"Doctor!Doctor!
I need to do something important!Will you help me out!?"says the lady!.
"Sure lady just go out the way you came in!GEEZ!LET me do my work woman!"says the doctor!."Next time ask me if you need any help!"
"GOSH!What a stupid doctor!How did he graduate!?"asks the lady!.She walks out of the officeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1) A BIRTHDAY CARD!?!? or any card like that!?
2) dragon
1) wanted to see time fly!? o!.O
2)idkWww@Enter-QA@Com
2) dragon
1) wanted to see time fly!? o!.O
2)idkWww@Enter-QA@Com
Umm!.!. (random guesses)
1) Credit Card!?
2) Umm!.!. Is it imagination!? lol!.!.
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1) To make time fly!?
2) Woah!.!. not answering with the first thing that came to my mind!.!. lol!.!. to make it clean!.!. Did he!.!. Take the woman to the mens bathroom because she was really ugly!? Idk!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) Credit Card!?
2) Umm!.!. Is it imagination!? lol!.!.
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1) To make time fly!?
2) Woah!.!. not answering with the first thing that came to my mind!.!. lol!.!. to make it clean!.!. Did he!.!. Take the woman to the mens bathroom because she was really ugly!? Idk!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Riddles:
1: Maybe a credit card!?
2: a plane!?
Jokes:
1: He wanted time to go faster!?
2:Send her to the mens room!?
Extra:
The Lady wanted the docter to "Help her outt"Www@Enter-QA@Com
1: Maybe a credit card!?
2: a plane!?
Jokes:
1: He wanted time to go faster!?
2:Send her to the mens room!?
Extra:
The Lady wanted the docter to "Help her outt"Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) UnicornWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know any of the answers, so I just gave you a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com