The sex frog?!


Question: The sex frog!?
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet!. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs!. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)!.

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one!." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully!."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home!. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1!. Take a shower!.
2!. Splash on some nice smelling perfume!.
3!. Slip into a very sexy teddy!.
4!. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place!.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point!. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store!." So, the girl calls the pet store!.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today!. I'll be right over!." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell!. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there!."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"



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Answers:
Damn!.!.!.!.!.!.maybe I will run an add in the paper now !!

And duely starred!. - a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha well I'm sure the lady doesn't care since she was horny enough to sleep with a frog lol!.!.!.well thanks for the joke anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com

5 stars
bow chica wow wowWww@Enter-QA@Com

funny jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Jajajajaja!!!! where is this store!? jajajajajaja!!!! good one!
There goes a star x u!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is one funny joke and one dumb girl!.!.!.good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

oh yeah!.!.!.!. thats one SEXY frogWww@Enter-QA@Com

Good Joke!. made me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

froggy went courting and did not ride lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

sorry i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Whered u get this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I gave u a star !.!. cute joke!.!. thanks for sharing it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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