Whats the funniest joke you have EVER heard??!
Question: Whats the funniest joke you have EVER heard!?!?
Answers:
muffin joke:
two muffins were in an oven cooking
one muffin turns to the other and says
"its hot in here"
the other one says
"HOLY CRUD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
that was the funniest, not anything wrong with it!.
second funniest still nothing bad
The Living Statues
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male!. These statues faced each other for many years!.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish!. I hereby give you the gift of life!. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire!."
And with that command, the statues came to life!. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes!. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping!.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling!.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes!. Would you like to continue!?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again!?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure!. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
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two muffins were in an oven cooking
one muffin turns to the other and says
"its hot in here"
the other one says
"HOLY CRUD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
that was the funniest, not anything wrong with it!.
second funniest still nothing bad
The Living Statues
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male!. These statues faced each other for many years!.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish!. I hereby give you the gift of life!. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire!."
And with that command, the statues came to life!. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes!. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping!.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling!.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes!. Would you like to continue!?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again!?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure!. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
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1) So, a teacher is trying to teach her class when a boy comes in with only his under wear on, she says "Where have you been!?" he says, "Ontop of cherry hill" another boy comes in and he only has his shirt on, The teacher says, "Where have you been!?" he says, "Under Cherry hill" another boy comes in and he is COMPLETELY naked and the teacher says, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!" and he says, "Inside cherry hill" and then a girl comes in and the teacher says, "well hello there, whats your name!?" and she says
"Cherry Hill"
:D rofl!.
2) A blonde gets a job at an M&M factory, but she eats all the "W"'s !. (inside joke)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Cherry Hill"
:D rofl!.
2) A blonde gets a job at an M&M factory, but she eats all the "W"'s !. (inside joke)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve!. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating!.
"It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability!."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do!. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability!. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly!. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand!. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please!.!.!."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee!. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it!. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability!.
And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position!. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while!.
"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers!. "What's left here!? Oh yes, multiple orgasims!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability!."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do!. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability!. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly!. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand!. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please!.!.!."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee!. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it!. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability!.
And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position!. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while!.
"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers!. "What's left here!? Oh yes, multiple orgasims!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man is visting his japanese partner to play golf but arrives a day early so he decides to hire a cheap japanese hooker all night she shouted okenowa!. feeling pleased with himself he pays her and goes to sleep the next day he hits a hole in 1 every body is shouting and congragulating him in japanese fnot noing any japanese he suddenly yells out okenowa the cheers die down and his partener looks at him puzzled and says what do u mean wrong hole!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A second grade teacher is trying to teach her students the meaning of the word: Definitely!.
"Can anyone here use Definitely correctly in a sentence!?"
One student shouts "The sky is definitely blue!"
"Well that's not exactly true because when its cloudy the sky is gray and white!."
Another student speaks up "The grass is definitely green!"
"Well that isn't true either because if grass doesn't get watered it turns brown!."
One last student shyly raises his hand, "Do farts have lumps!?"
"WHAT!!!"
"Do farts have lumps!?"
"um!.!.!.well no!!?"
"Then I DEFIANTLY SH!T MY PANTS!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Can anyone here use Definitely correctly in a sentence!?"
One student shouts "The sky is definitely blue!"
"Well that's not exactly true because when its cloudy the sky is gray and white!."
Another student speaks up "The grass is definitely green!"
"Well that isn't true either because if grass doesn't get watered it turns brown!."
One last student shyly raises his hand, "Do farts have lumps!?"
"WHAT!!!"
"Do farts have lumps!?"
"um!.!.!.well no!!?"
"Then I DEFIANTLY SH!T MY PANTS!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A preacher was getting ready for church !.He told his son to take the cow down to Paul Brown's and have his bull service her !.SO he did ,but Paul said :did you bring some money!? The boy said no!.Paul said ,then i won't let you use my bull !.So the boy went to the church and his dad was preaching he came to the part WHAT DID PAUL:SAY the boy jumped up and said,He said if you wan't that cow humped you can hump her yourselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lots of Jokes!
You can find plenty on here!.!.!. http://sweet-jokes!.blogspot!.com/
I love this !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can find plenty on here!.!.!. http://sweet-jokes!.blogspot!.com/
I love this !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is a camel and an elephant!.
The elephant says to the camel "Why do you have two boobs on yours back!?"
And the camel replies, "At least I don't have a dick on my face!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The elephant says to the camel "Why do you have two boobs on yours back!?"
And the camel replies, "At least I don't have a dick on my face!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I find the funniest ones are the "bad" ones!. The funniest one I've ever heard was actually a racist joke, which I will refrain from posting here!.!.!. because some people are just so damn sensitive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes!?
Nothing, you already told her twice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nothing, you already told her twice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My wife said "Honey, I don't have a headache tonight!. Do anything you want to me!. You've got ten minutes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha i saw my reflectionWww@Enter-QA@Com