If a Gorilla tapped you on the shoulder and asked for a light what would you do?!
Question: If a Gorilla tapped you on the shoulder and asked for a light what would you do!?
Answers:
Give it a massive hug !
As he was quietly watching television at home, the chap heard a sound on the roof of His house and rushed out to investigate!. Seeing it was a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off His home, he promptly called up the local zoo authorities to inform them one of their animals had escaped!. He was reassured that a gorilla recovering units was on the way and to remain calm!.
A few minutes later, an old beat up truck, displaying the Gorilla recovery unit logo on its panels, pulled up to the house!. The elderly driver proceeds to recover from the back of the truck, a chihuahua dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a baseball bat, and a 12-gauge shotgun!.
Puzzled on how this lone elderly was to solve the problem of this gorilla that had by now torn half the roof apart, the chap asked him how he would go about doing this!. As he handed him over the 12-gauge shotgun, the zoo employee explained the plan:
"First I`ll climb up there with the ladder!. Then I`ll approach the gorilla and knock him off the roof using the baseball bat!. As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, the specially trained chihuahua will attack its private parts!. When I get back on the ground, the gorilla will have lowered its hands to its groin area to protect itself thus making it easy for me to slip on the handcuffs!. Then, I lead him to the truck, lock him up and take him back to the zoo!.!.!."
Amazed at the procedure, the somewhat startled house owner asked why he was handed the 12-gauge shotgun!?
"Well," explained the experienced gorilla retriever, "It`s just a precaution should things not go exactly as planned!. In the unlikely event that once on the roof, the gorilla knocks me off with the baseball, shoot the dog!."!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As he was quietly watching television at home, the chap heard a sound on the roof of His house and rushed out to investigate!. Seeing it was a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off His home, he promptly called up the local zoo authorities to inform them one of their animals had escaped!. He was reassured that a gorilla recovering units was on the way and to remain calm!.
A few minutes later, an old beat up truck, displaying the Gorilla recovery unit logo on its panels, pulled up to the house!. The elderly driver proceeds to recover from the back of the truck, a chihuahua dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a baseball bat, and a 12-gauge shotgun!.
Puzzled on how this lone elderly was to solve the problem of this gorilla that had by now torn half the roof apart, the chap asked him how he would go about doing this!. As he handed him over the 12-gauge shotgun, the zoo employee explained the plan:
"First I`ll climb up there with the ladder!. Then I`ll approach the gorilla and knock him off the roof using the baseball bat!. As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, the specially trained chihuahua will attack its private parts!. When I get back on the ground, the gorilla will have lowered its hands to its groin area to protect itself thus making it easy for me to slip on the handcuffs!. Then, I lead him to the truck, lock him up and take him back to the zoo!.!.!."
Amazed at the procedure, the somewhat startled house owner asked why he was handed the 12-gauge shotgun!?
"Well," explained the experienced gorilla retriever, "It`s just a precaution should things not go exactly as planned!. In the unlikely event that once on the roof, the gorilla knocks me off with the baseball, shoot the dog!."!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give him a blooody light of course, it would be discriminatory not to, whew and geeeez! Poor Gorilla's, hope you don't ever need a light and the only being around is a Gorilla!. JB
Bhayania, you cannot exploit a Gorilla just because he can smoke and talk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bhayania, you cannot exploit a Gorilla just because he can smoke and talk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Capture him and put him on display!. You can make a lot of money with your very own talking gorilla!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well i would like to know what a gorilla is doin here and how he got here and how he escaped from the zooWww@Enter-QA@Com
give him one!. then sit and chat with him a bit!. not often you get to meet a talking smoking gorilla!.!.!.!.must make the most of the opportunity!Www@Enter-QA@Com
give him one!.!.!.if it's dark outside and he can't see!.!.!.!.!.if it's daytime i'd tell him they sell em at the gas station! lol!
*btw, thats why gorillas teeth are yellow*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*btw, thats why gorillas teeth are yellow*Www@Enter-QA@Com
capture him and feature him in a show, a talking gorilla, lots of people would like to see thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
The light fandango!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd be in trouble, I gave up smoking 6 years ago, hence, no light, I'd have to run-----------Www@Enter-QA@Com
i will give !.!.!.light !.and ashtray!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oblige!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pinch myself first to know if i was dreaming then realise that it actually hurt then i'd scream and runWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would scream!.!.!. AAAHHHH!!!! A TALKIN GORILLA!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am giv him if i have that or i told him to ask som other persanWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him smoking stunts your growth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him smoking is bad for his health!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell him he's too light for the jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
Give him a light! Then run like Heck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
give him one of course!.!.!. a light that is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give em a light!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you dont work do you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say sorry dont smoke :) xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him he's too young to smoke!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say "Sorry I don't smoke,and take your finger out of your a*se"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'd give the chimp a light!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd say, "you're Bananas!"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
say sorry don,t smokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
'Sorry, I don't smoke'Www@Enter-QA@Com
id say!.!.OH my God!.!.!.!.!.a talking gorilla lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, lol, I'm from the city, not in jungle!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
say!.!. " Sorry mate I don`t smoke"Www@Enter-QA@Com