Unable to Perform is this funny?!
Question: Unable to Perform is this funny!?
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore!. He goes to his doctor and his doctor tries a few things, but nothing works!. Finally the doctor says to him, 'This is all in your mind,' and refers him to a psychiatrist!.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, 'I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured!.' The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor!.
The witch doctor tells him, 'I can cure this!' and throws some powder on a flame!. There is a flash with billowing blue smoke!. The witch doctor says, 'This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is utter the magic words, '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!'
The guy the asks the witch doctor, 'What happens when it's over!?' The witch doctor says, 'All you have to do is utter the magic words, '1-2-3-4' and it will go down!. But be warned, it will not work again for another year!'
The guy goes home, and that night he is ready to give his wife his big magic surprise!. So, he's lying in bed with her and says, '1-2-3' and suddenly he gets a giant erection!.
His wife turns over and says, 'What did you say '1-2-3' for!?'
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After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, 'I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured!.' The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor!.
The witch doctor tells him, 'I can cure this!' and throws some powder on a flame!. There is a flash with billowing blue smoke!. The witch doctor says, 'This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is utter the magic words, '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!'
The guy the asks the witch doctor, 'What happens when it's over!?' The witch doctor says, 'All you have to do is utter the magic words, '1-2-3-4' and it will go down!. But be warned, it will not work again for another year!'
The guy goes home, and that night he is ready to give his wife his big magic surprise!. So, he's lying in bed with her and says, '1-2-3' and suddenly he gets a giant erection!.
His wife turns over and says, 'What did you say '1-2-3' for!?'
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Answers:
Good on yer, duck you've got me cracking up with laughter, great stuff, mate!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is stupid because the witch doctor said 1-2-3 and 1-2-3-4 but it didnt have any effect on the man so why should the wife's voice saying 1-2-3-4 have an effect!?
ps - besides that point, its still not very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ps - besides that point, its still not very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
No sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it :|
EDIT: I GET IT NOW! LOL! That's so funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
EDIT: I GET IT NOW! LOL! That's so funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sorry but the dust you wiped off this one, did it irritate the nose, give you runny eyes!? That is so old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't understand whats so funny about it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get it but it's not funny sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Some people will need this explained!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no clue lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i really dont get it :|Www@Enter-QA@Com
tokk me a few secs:)
very good mate!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good mate!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
guys been thinking long time, don't get it!. explain or i'll b thinking about it all day!.
at last i get it now!.(why did u say 1,2,3 FOR@)
can't believe it took me this long to work it out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
at last i get it now!.(why did u say 1,2,3 FOR@)
can't believe it took me this long to work it out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't find it funny, sorry!Www@Enter-QA@Com