Have you heard of an Indian with one testicle?!
Question: Have you heard of an Indian with one testicle!?
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'!.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more!.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good
morning, Onestone!.'
He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest, where he made love to her all day and all night!. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion!.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do!.
Years went by, and no one dared call him Onestone, that is until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away!.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone!.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone!.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story!?!?!?!?!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
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He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more!.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good
morning, Onestone!.'
He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest, where he made love to her all day and all night!. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion!.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do!.
Years went by, and no one dared call him Onestone, that is until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away!.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone!.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone!.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story!?!?!?!?!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
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Answers:
chinese guy one
theres also wot went wongWww@Enter-QA@Com
theres also wot went wongWww@Enter-QA@Com
The joke is ok!.!.!.but it's kind of bothering me!.!.!. "made love to," needs to be replaced with a very specific word!. It's kind of of like saying, "He tickled the baby and bounced him until it got shaken baby syndrome!." or "he massaged her with a knife til she bled to death!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
i thought that was funny!.
although the title didn't sound right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
although the title didn't sound right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know of a Chinese guy with a similar prob!. his name is Won Hng LoWww@Enter-QA@Com
i got this one emailed to me this week!. i didn't think it was funny, sorry!. just cornyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's a nice story!. my dog has one testicle!. it sucks!. poor guy!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha I'm using this one!Www@Enter-QA@Com