Zoo jokes: Have you heard these?? do they give you a smile??!


Question: Zoo jokes: Have you heard these!?!? do they give you a smile!?!?
1: A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo!. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence!. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo!. A twenty-foot fence was put up!. Again he go out!. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go!?"
The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"


#2: An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo!. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo!.
On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage!. The people all cheer to see him!. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring!.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars!. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"
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Answers:
Haha! =) They were so funny!!!!!! Brought a smile to my day, thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha ha~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first one sad that the kangaroo know better than that zoo officer~~!!!!!!!

second one that's what i call hilarious~~!!! i loved it to the core~~!!!!!!!! u know unemployment makes u do many things~~!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao~~!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

not bad not badWww@Enter-QA@Com

no!.2 was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha #2 was funny, first one not so much Www@Enter-QA@Com

Heard that!. The first one seems to be in the 2003 PSLE exam!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

first is like ehh!?!? not good dont tell that one in public and the 2nd one was good but it wasent exactly funny it was niceWww@Enter-QA@Com

these are very funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.nice!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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