COWBOY walks into saloon & says '' im the Meanest & fastest GUN in the W!
Question: COWBOY walks into saloon & says '' im the Meanest & fastest GUN in the WEST !
A man stands up DRAWS & SHOOTS him DEAD & says WELCOME to the EAST dipshit !Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Very good but not as good as the half a dog one,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
a tough cowboy walks into the saloon and has himself a whiskey!.
but when he goes back outside , his horse has vanished!.
so he moseys back into the saloon and says!. " if my horse isn`t back out there by the time i`ve had one more whisky, i`m gonna have to do what i did in dodge city"
panic ensues, and by the time he`s finished his drink , the horse is back!. he mounts up and starts to ride away , when the old timer on the porch says !." tell me son , just what DID you do in dodge city"
tough cowboy replies ; " I walked home "Www@Enter-QA@Com
but when he goes back outside , his horse has vanished!.
so he moseys back into the saloon and says!. " if my horse isn`t back out there by the time i`ve had one more whisky, i`m gonna have to do what i did in dodge city"
panic ensues, and by the time he`s finished his drink , the horse is back!. he mounts up and starts to ride away , when the old timer on the porch says !." tell me son , just what DID you do in dodge city"
tough cowboy replies ; " I walked home "Www@Enter-QA@Com
L!.o!.L so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He should have looked at the signs as he came into town!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that's a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol so stupid yet sooooooooooooooooooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com