Funny joke: the washcloth!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week!.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am!.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am!.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare!.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits,
but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort!.


So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink,
and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable!.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment!.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in!.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I undressed, hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I
was in Paris or some other place a million miles away!.


I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we!?'
I didn't respond!.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home!.
The rest of the day was normal!.!.!.Some shopping, cleaning, cooking!.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth!?'


I told her to get another one from the cupboard!.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it!.'


Never going back to that doctor!. Ever!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

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