Has any of this ever happened to you?!
Question: Has any of this ever happened to you!?
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.
September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.
September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lol good jokes, i dont get the elevator one though!.!.!.!.!. classic blond jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
What a blonde year you've had, I feel so sorry for you!.!.!.!
For ELEVATOR, read ESCALATOR, moving staircase!.!.!.! Duh!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
For ELEVATOR, read ESCALATOR, moving staircase!.!.!.! Duh!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! loved them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no but ive heard of this joke!. its a blonde joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg dude october totally happened to me last week!.!.!. i got so freakin pissed Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol December and March were funny =P!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol no Www@Enter-QA@Com
always! i seriously feel like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com