What you could call blonde logic!!
Question: What you could call blonde logic!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.
September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.
September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ohh this is sooo funny!.
i love it!
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i love it!
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What is it with people and blonde jokes!? This would have been funny if you'd left that out!. Don't you realise that blonde jokes only ever apply to women and therefore are meant to be dirogatory to them - sexist!? So in affect you are only insulting yourself and giving your gender to have another verbal beating!. *claps*Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny but I don't understand why everyone picks on blondes I mean they really aren't stupid, it could have been a brunette or a black haired person, etc!. But still very funny! I love the April one lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry you had such a hard year, your brown hair suits you better nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one! God blessWww@Enter-QA@Com
Laugh out loud! Have a star! *Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol have astarWww@Enter-QA@Com
Im so proud of you!. Thanks for posting this, it gives us people a good time reading this!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did you even bother to post this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!. luv's it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oof!!!! good one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that made me laugh that gets a star 4 sureWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked July the best!.!.!.!.and then maybe September! Ha ha!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
my answer to that is I HAD THE SAME TROUBLES even if i have black hairWww@Enter-QA@Com