Ok guys what are yhe best chuck norris jokes u no!


Question: Ok guys what are yhe best chuck norris jokes u no
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once upon a time a horse made chuck norris angry!. So he round house kicked the horse!. That horse is now known as the giraffe!.

chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down!.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer!.!.!. too bad he never cries!.

chuck norris invented hamburger by throwing a cow at a chain-link fence

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter

chuck norris doesn't need a weapon he is one

chuck norris uses pinecones for toiletpaper!.

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands!. They are now The Islands
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99!.9 percent of germs!. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers!. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence
Mr!. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe!. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racismWww@Enter-QA@Com

http://wallout!.com/lsd_vs_alcohol_vs_tre!.!.!.
Go to that site and slowly scroll down to the 16th frame!.
It's not hysterical, but if you go too fast, you'll ruin the joke!.

"Now they're the Islands "!.!.!. lmao

Why doesn't Chuck Norris do knock-knock jokes!?
'Cause after the first knock, the door's gone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck is sueing NBC for copyright in fringement because Law & Order are the names of his left and right fist!.

When Chuck does a push-up he's actually pushing the world down!.

Did you know there isn't a chin under Chuck's beard!? It's another fistWww@Enter-QA@Com

Before God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said, go ahead and do that light thing!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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