The farmer joke....???!
Question: The farmer joke!.!.!.!.!?!?!?
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood getting hammered , a man came in and asked the farmer “ hey! Why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk” !?
The farmer shook his head and replied ; “ some things you just can’t explain” !.
“So what happened that’s so horrible!? !.!. the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer !.
“Well “ , the farmer said ; “ today I was sitting by my cow , milking her , just as I got the bucket ‘bout full , she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket ” !.
Okay , said the man , “but that’s not so bad “
“ Some things you just can’t explain , the farmer replied” !.
“ So what happened then , the man asked “ !.
The farmer said ; “ I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left” !.
“ And then” the man asked !?
“ Well I sat back down and continued to milk her , just as I got the bucket ‘bout full , she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket “ !.
The man laughed and said ; “Again” !?!?
The farmer replied ; “ some things you just can’t explain” !.
“ So what did ya do then” !? the man asked !.
“ I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right” !.
“ And then “ the man asked !?
“ Well I sat back down and began milking her again , just as I got the bucket about full , the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail”
Hmmm!. The man nodded his head !.
“ Some things you just can’t explain” , the fawner said !.
“ So what did ya do “ !? the man asked !.
“ Well , I didn’t have any more rope , so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter , in that moment my pants fell down and my wife walked in !.!.!. !.
Some things you just can’t explain “ !.!.
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The farmer shook his head and replied ; “ some things you just can’t explain” !.
“So what happened that’s so horrible!? !.!. the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer !.
“Well “ , the farmer said ; “ today I was sitting by my cow , milking her , just as I got the bucket ‘bout full , she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket ” !.
Okay , said the man , “but that’s not so bad “
“ Some things you just can’t explain , the farmer replied” !.
“ So what happened then , the man asked “ !.
The farmer said ; “ I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left” !.
“ And then” the man asked !?
“ Well I sat back down and continued to milk her , just as I got the bucket ‘bout full , she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket “ !.
The man laughed and said ; “Again” !?!?
The farmer replied ; “ some things you just can’t explain” !.
“ So what did ya do then” !? the man asked !.
“ I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right” !.
“ And then “ the man asked !?
“ Well I sat back down and began milking her again , just as I got the bucket about full , the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail”
Hmmm!. The man nodded his head !.
“ Some things you just can’t explain” , the fawner said !.
“ So what did ya do “ !? the man asked !.
“ Well , I didn’t have any more rope , so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter , in that moment my pants fell down and my wife walked in !.!.!. !.
Some things you just can’t explain “ !.!.
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Answers:
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That is such a sick idea! But it's innocent, so kind of funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha he should have being MOOOOOO CAREFUL !!!!!
Good one
Star
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Good one
Star
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
keke !. good one (Y)
star =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
keke !. good one (Y)
star =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
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poor wife hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com