Who has a joke worth 10 points?!
Question: Who has a joke worth 10 points!?
Answers:
virginity is like a bubble,one prick and its gone!
why should you not have ear sex!? you might get hearing aids
how are women and tornadoes alike!? they both moan when they come,and take houses when they leave! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
why should you not have ear sex!? you might get hearing aids
how are women and tornadoes alike!? they both moan when they come,and take houses when they leave! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
A woman was going to have cosmetic surgery on her vaginal lips because she thought they were too big!. But she was very embarrassed & asked her doctor to please keep this to himself!.
When she woke up after the surgey there were 3 red roses on her pillow!. Outraged she yelled at the doctor "I told you not to tell anyone!" His answer was "Well the 1st one was from me because I felt sorry for you, the 2nd one was from the nurse who assisted in the operation because she herself had this done & also felt sorry for you!. The 3rd one, well that was from Mr!. Smith downstairs in the Burn Unit, he wanted to thank you for his new ears" !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
When she woke up after the surgey there were 3 red roses on her pillow!. Outraged she yelled at the doctor "I told you not to tell anyone!" His answer was "Well the 1st one was from me because I felt sorry for you, the 2nd one was from the nurse who assisted in the operation because she herself had this done & also felt sorry for you!. The 3rd one, well that was from Mr!. Smith downstairs in the Burn Unit, he wanted to thank you for his new ears" !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two supervisors from the city go together and buy a small farm!. They move in and decide to try farming!. They buy a mule for plowing and try to lead him into the barn!. However, they notice the mules ears are taller than the barn door's threshold!. In order not to "break their new mule's ears off," they decide to jack the barn up about 10 inches!. As they are working, one of their employees from the city stops by!. "What are you guys doing!?" They explain about the barn door and the mule's ears!. "So that's why we are jacking up the barn!." The employee says, "There's an easier way to do that!. Why don't you just did a trench from the outside of the barn to the inside!? In that way you can lead him down into the trench, through the door, and up into the barn!." The supervisors tell him how much they appreciate his input and they will certainly consider it!. When the employee walks on, one supervisor turns to the other and says, "Ain't that just like a typical employee, Its the mule's ears that's too long!. Not his legs!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
i got few try these if u u can hold back ur 10 points~~!!!!!!!!!
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married!?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!."
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A tour bus driver has a bus full of senior citizens!. As he’s driving, the bus driver gets tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady!.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully eats!. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts!. She repeats this gesture about five more times!.
When she is about to hand him another batch of peanuts, the bus driver asks the little old lady why she doesn't eat them!.
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"We can't chew them because we've got no teeth", she says!.
So, the puzzled driver asks, “Why do you buy them then!?"
The little old lady replies, "We just love the chocolate around them!!"
joke 3
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings!.
joke 4
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare!. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house!?"
He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do!?"
The girl replied, "I want you to communicate!."
He said to her, "That word is too big!. I have no idea what it means!."
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married!?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!."
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A tour bus driver has a bus full of senior citizens!. As he’s driving, the bus driver gets tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady!.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully eats!. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts!. She repeats this gesture about five more times!.
When she is about to hand him another batch of peanuts, the bus driver asks the little old lady why she doesn't eat them!.
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"We can't chew them because we've got no teeth", she says!.
So, the puzzled driver asks, “Why do you buy them then!?"
The little old lady replies, "We just love the chocolate around them!!"
joke 3
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings!.
joke 4
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare!. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house!?"
He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do!?"
The girl replied, "I want you to communicate!."
He said to her, "That word is too big!. I have no idea what it means!."
The little girl smirked and said, "Perfect!. You can be the husband!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok,here's a simple but funny joke!.
Two men were hiking a mountain!. Suddenly,one of them fell down and rolled down from the cliff he was hiking!. His friend ran towards him!. He was lying on the ground!.!.his face was full with blood and he didnt move a muscle!. His friend have no idea about what to do!. So he called the 911!. He told the receptor about what happenned!. Then the receptor said,"Calm down!. First u have to make sure what is his current condition!. Is he dead!?" The caller said,"Hold on a sec!. I will check his condition!." Then,a gunshot is heard! "okay,he is absolutely dead now!. What next!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two men were hiking a mountain!. Suddenly,one of them fell down and rolled down from the cliff he was hiking!. His friend ran towards him!. He was lying on the ground!.!.his face was full with blood and he didnt move a muscle!. His friend have no idea about what to do!. So he called the 911!. He told the receptor about what happenned!. Then the receptor said,"Calm down!. First u have to make sure what is his current condition!. Is he dead!?" The caller said,"Hold on a sec!. I will check his condition!." Then,a gunshot is heard! "okay,he is absolutely dead now!. What next!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
FAST SEX!
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office!.!.!. But she was dating someone else!.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you!.!.!.
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!' Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast!. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up!.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend!. So she called him and explained the situation!. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast!. He won't even be able to get his pants down!.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal!. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call!. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened!.!.!.!?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office!.!.!. But she was dating someone else!.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you!.!.!.
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!' Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast!. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up!.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend!. So she called him and explained the situation!. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast!. He won't even be able to get his pants down!.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal!. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call!. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened!.!.!.!?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed
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A elf man never could work up the courage to have sex!. Then one day he fell in love with a elf nurse!.
One fine evening, they went back to her place!. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom!. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem!.
"Don't worry," She said!. "I'm a nurse, I won't laugh!."
Blushing the man drops his trousers!.
"It's OK," she said!. "I've seen lots smaller than that!."
"Really!?" the relieved elf asked!.
She nodded!. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One fine evening, they went back to her place!. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom!. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem!.
"Don't worry," She said!. "I'm a nurse, I won't laugh!."
Blushing the man drops his trousers!.
"It's OK," she said!. "I've seen lots smaller than that!."
"Really!?" the relieved elf asked!.
She nodded!. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whack! Right on the head with a rolled-up magazine!
"What was that for!?" the husbands shouts!.
"That," his wife says, "was for the piece of paper I found with the name Laurie Sue on it!."
"But dear," he says, "that was just the name of a horse I bet on when i went to the track!."
"Okay," she says!. "I'll let it go!.!.!.!. this time!."
Two weeks later- whack!
"Now what!?" he wails
"Your horse called!."
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"What was that for!?" the husbands shouts!.
"That," his wife says, "was for the piece of paper I found with the name Laurie Sue on it!."
"But dear," he says, "that was just the name of a horse I bet on when i went to the track!."
"Okay," she says!. "I'll let it go!.!.!.!. this time!."
Two weeks later- whack!
"Now what!?" he wails
"Your horse called!."
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A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you!. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise!. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it!. Those are my rules!. Any comments!?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me!. Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not!."
Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game!. She goes to her desk and picks up a item!. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY!. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think!.
So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item!. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT!. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana!. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball!. But I like the way you think!. At this point little johny is furious!. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD!. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble!. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think!.
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His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me!. Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not!."
Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game!. She goes to her desk and picks up a item!. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY!. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think!.
So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item!. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT!. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana!. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball!. But I like the way you think!. At this point little johny is furious!. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD!. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble!. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think!.
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A little kid named Billy is throwing a party at his house, but his parents are verbally abusive to each other!. Billy was getting ready for his party when his parents started fighting!. "You're the biggest b---h EVER" Billy's dad said!. "Yeah, well you're a complete Bas---d!" His mom said!. Billy walked up and said "Dad, mom, what's a b---h and a Bas---d!?" and his mom said "a boy and a girl" so Billy goes outside and his neighbors were yelling at full blast "Put your p---s in my v-----a!" so Billy goes back home and says "mom, what's a p---s and a v-----a!?" and his mom says "a coat and a hat" so Billy goes upstairs and his dad's shaving!. "s--t! I cut myself!" "daddy, what's s--t!?" "a type of shaving cream" so Billy goes downstairs and his mom is cutting the turkey!. "f--k! I cut myself!"
"mommy, what's f--k!?" "It's a fancy way of saying "cut the turkey" so Billy says OK, and the next thing he knew, the doorbell rang!. It was all his guests! He was so happy to see all his friends! "Greetings, b---hes and bas---ds! You can put your p---ses and v-----as right here, my dad's upstairs wiping s--t on his face and my mom's in the kitchen f--king the turkey!"
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"mommy, what's f--k!?" "It's a fancy way of saying "cut the turkey" so Billy says OK, and the next thing he knew, the doorbell rang!. It was all his guests! He was so happy to see all his friends! "Greetings, b---hes and bas---ds! You can put your p---ses and v-----as right here, my dad's upstairs wiping s--t on his face and my mom's in the kitchen f--king the turkey!"
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Ok!.!.!.heres one!.
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing!. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell!. "What a way to die!."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms!.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck!?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast!.
So, he dropped her!.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her!. "Do you screw!?" he asked!.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself!.
He dropped her, too!.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance!. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor!. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic!.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing!. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell!. "What a way to die!."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms!.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck!?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast!.
So, he dropped her!.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her!. "Do you screw!?" he asked!.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself!.
He dropped her, too!.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance!. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor!. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic!.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend!.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do!.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that!?'
She replied, 'Because I really miss mine!.'
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Recently I was asked to run a marathon!.
At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids!.'
Then I thought!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
****!.!.!.I could win this!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book, and noticed he had his collar
on backwards!. The little boy asked why he
wore his collar backwards!.
The man, who was a Priest, said:
'I am a Father!.'
The little boy replied:
'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar
like that!.'
The priest looked up from his book
and answered:
'I am the Father of many!.'
The boy said:
'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear
his collar that way!'
The Priest, getting impatient, said:
'I am the Father of hundreds'
and went back to reading his book!.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for
a while, then leaned over and said:
'Maybe you should wear a condom and
your pants backwards instead of your
collar'!.
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Joe suffers acute pain on his penis one day!. He goes to see a doctor!. The doctor examines him and tells him the bad news, "Son, there is no way!. We will have to chop your penis off!." Joe excalims, "What!?! Chop what off!?! But doc, I need to!.!.!." The doctor replis, "Sorry son, but there is no other way!."
Joe goes to see another doctor!.!.!.same story!.
He finally hears that there is a "medicine man" that might be able to help him!. After the "medicine man" exmaines Joe, he went back to the medicine room and returns with a big smile on his face!. Joe inquires, "Please tell me that we don't have to chop it off!" The "medicine man" says, "Chop it off!?! No way! Just take this paste and rub it on your penis for two weeks and come back to me!." Joe is full of joy and thanks the "medicine man" and goes home!. He applies the paste everyday for two weeks and returns to the "medicine man!." The "medicine man" examines Joe again and mutters, "Hmm!.!.!.very good!. I see that the medicine is working great!." Joe asks, "Oh thank you! So there is no need to chop it off!?" The "medicine man" replies, "No, no, no, it'll just fall off by itself!."
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After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do!.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that!?'
She replied, 'Because I really miss mine!.'
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Recently I was asked to run a marathon!.
At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids!.'
Then I thought!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
****!.!.!.I could win this!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book, and noticed he had his collar
on backwards!. The little boy asked why he
wore his collar backwards!.
The man, who was a Priest, said:
'I am a Father!.'
The little boy replied:
'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar
like that!.'
The priest looked up from his book
and answered:
'I am the Father of many!.'
The boy said:
'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear
his collar that way!'
The Priest, getting impatient, said:
'I am the Father of hundreds'
and went back to reading his book!.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for
a while, then leaned over and said:
'Maybe you should wear a condom and
your pants backwards instead of your
collar'!.
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Joe suffers acute pain on his penis one day!. He goes to see a doctor!. The doctor examines him and tells him the bad news, "Son, there is no way!. We will have to chop your penis off!." Joe excalims, "What!?! Chop what off!?! But doc, I need to!.!.!." The doctor replis, "Sorry son, but there is no other way!."
Joe goes to see another doctor!.!.!.same story!.
He finally hears that there is a "medicine man" that might be able to help him!. After the "medicine man" exmaines Joe, he went back to the medicine room and returns with a big smile on his face!. Joe inquires, "Please tell me that we don't have to chop it off!" The "medicine man" says, "Chop it off!?! No way! Just take this paste and rub it on your penis for two weeks and come back to me!." Joe is full of joy and thanks the "medicine man" and goes home!. He applies the paste everyday for two weeks and returns to the "medicine man!." The "medicine man" examines Joe again and mutters, "Hmm!.!.!.very good!. I see that the medicine is working great!." Joe asks, "Oh thank you! So there is no need to chop it off!?" The "medicine man" replies, "No, no, no, it'll just fall off by itself!."
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husband admiring his naked body in the mirror, he says to his wife "look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite!" wife says " f**king shame about the 2inch fuse!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend!?
A!. Wiped his ***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A!. Wiped his ***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock ,
who's there!?
A burglar
I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
who's there!?
A burglar
I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only Jokes Dont get Offended
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic!?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her!.
Why do women get married in white!?
So they match the kitchen appliances!
Why is clinton gonna lose the election!?
Cause she is a woman
Whats the difference between your wife and your dog!?
Walking the dog is relaxing!.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman!?
A battery has a positive side!.
What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you!? made the chain too long!.
A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer!?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago!?" the man let out a sigh "thank **** for that i thought i had gone deaf!"
Why did the woman cross the road!?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!!?
Why don't women wear watches!?
There's a clock on the stove!.
Why do women have short feet!?
So they can stand closer to the stove!.
Why dont women have a penis!?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!.
Why don't women need drivers licenses!?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen!.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive!?
Because she was a woman!.
How many men does it take to open a beer!?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you!.
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle!. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle!. In return I will grant you three wishes!." The man says "Great!. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want!. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account!." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand!. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here!." Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him!. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women!." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates!.
What if God's a woman!? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells!?
Pregnant!.
If your dog is barking at the back door and Danielle Cardella is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first!?
The Dog of course!.!.!.at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon!?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
How is a woman like a laxative!?
They both irritate the crap out of you!.
Woman inspires us to great things!.!.!.and prevents us from achieving them!. (Dumas)
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks!?
You hit her!.
Wanna hear a funny joke!?
Women's rights!.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes!?
Nothing, shes already been told twice!.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
None, let the ***** cook in the dark!
Women are cute and cuddly - every man should own one!.
How are women and high school phone policies similar!?
Because they can be seen but not heard
Why do women live longer than men!?
Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking!.
How do you get a woman dizzy!?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner!.
A man runs over his wife!. Whose fault is it!?
The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen!.
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What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic!?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her!.
Why do women get married in white!?
So they match the kitchen appliances!
Why is clinton gonna lose the election!?
Cause she is a woman
Whats the difference between your wife and your dog!?
Walking the dog is relaxing!.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman!?
A battery has a positive side!.
What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you!? made the chain too long!.
A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer!?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago!?" the man let out a sigh "thank **** for that i thought i had gone deaf!"
Why did the woman cross the road!?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!!?
Why don't women wear watches!?
There's a clock on the stove!.
Why do women have short feet!?
So they can stand closer to the stove!.
Why dont women have a penis!?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!.
Why don't women need drivers licenses!?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen!.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive!?
Because she was a woman!.
How many men does it take to open a beer!?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you!.
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle!. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle!. In return I will grant you three wishes!." The man says "Great!. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want!. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account!." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand!. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here!." Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him!. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women!." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates!.
What if God's a woman!? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells!?
Pregnant!.
If your dog is barking at the back door and Danielle Cardella is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first!?
The Dog of course!.!.!.at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon!?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
How is a woman like a laxative!?
They both irritate the crap out of you!.
Woman inspires us to great things!.!.!.and prevents us from achieving them!. (Dumas)
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks!?
You hit her!.
Wanna hear a funny joke!?
Women's rights!.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes!?
Nothing, shes already been told twice!.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
None, let the ***** cook in the dark!
Women are cute and cuddly - every man should own one!.
How are women and high school phone policies similar!?
Because they can be seen but not heard
Why do women live longer than men!?
Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking!.
How do you get a woman dizzy!?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner!.
A man runs over his wife!. Whose fault is it!?
The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen!.
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Why are cell phones called cell phones!?Because most people have enough mobile phones to become their cells!.!.
What did the big bore say that gave a heart attack to everyone!?I'm EXCITED about the camping trip!.
What chocolates do people send by e-mail!?E-clairs
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What did the big bore say that gave a heart attack to everyone!?I'm EXCITED about the camping trip!.
What chocolates do people send by e-mail!?E-clairs
I just made up these jokes right now!.They're not too funny but i guess i need those 10 points for making up my own jokes!.Right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com