What are the advantages?!
Question: What are the advantages!?
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term!. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of mothers milk!. The correct answer will be worth 70 points or none at all!."
One student who had also partied a little too hard the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages!. He finally wrote:
1!. It is a perfect formula for the child!.
2!. It provides immunity against several diseases!.
3!. It is always available as needed!.
4!. It is always at the right temperature!.
5!. It is inexpensive!.
6!. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa!.
And then, the student was stuck!. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote!.!.!.
7!. It comes in such cute containers!.
He got an "A!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
One student who had also partied a little too hard the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages!. He finally wrote:
1!. It is a perfect formula for the child!.
2!. It provides immunity against several diseases!.
3!. It is always available as needed!.
4!. It is always at the right temperature!.
5!. It is inexpensive!.
6!. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa!.
And then, the student was stuck!. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote!.!.!.
7!. It comes in such cute containers!.
He got an "A!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
thats tittled oops meant tickled
me pink
lo
lmao so hard
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me pink
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lmao so hard
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That's a cracker, it reminds me of the student who was asked the best way to keep milk fresh and he replied; " Leave it in the cow"Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's sexist and insulting to teachers at the same time!.
I find it rather amusing, though!.
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I find it rather amusing, though!.
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I'm tittering! :]]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Good one mate, sorry out of stars!.!!!
Cheers!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one mate, sorry out of stars!.!!!
Cheers!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And he made a 'right tit' of himself, didn't he!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And rightly so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i havent heard that before but i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol this is the firs joke i've read on here and i loved it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com