Joke! Star if you like!!
Question: Joke! Star if you like!
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool!. The bartender, irritated, says, "What'll you have!?"
The duck says, "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender spits and says "We don't have pickles here, We serve drinks!. Now get out!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out!.
The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out!.
The next days the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks: "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender, infuriated, POUNDS his fist on the bar and yells at the duck!. "I told you two times we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks! If you ask me ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"
With that the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool, and waddled out!.
The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked: "Got any nails!?"
The bartender, puzzled, said "No!."
The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any pickles!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The duck says, "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender spits and says "We don't have pickles here, We serve drinks!. Now get out!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out!.
The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out!.
The next days the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks: "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender, infuriated, POUNDS his fist on the bar and yells at the duck!. "I told you two times we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks! If you ask me ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"
With that the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool, and waddled out!.
The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked: "Got any nails!?"
The bartender, puzzled, said "No!."
The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any pickles!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha lol!.
Took me a bit but i got it!.
made me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
Took me a bit but i got it!.
made me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! That’s terrific! Deliciously humorous!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it hahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL - hahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!. lmboWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL wow that duck must really like messing with people!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love this jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Lol!.
It wasn't that good but made me smile :)
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It wasn't that good but made me smile :)
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it sounds like an other joke i read be for!.
but the words are different!.not so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, that was a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah love it!.!.here's a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was OKAY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!.!.
this made me chuckle!.!.lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this made me chuckle!.!.lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I haven't heard this one!.!. Really funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i giggled so you get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha at first i was like what!?
and then i got it! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
and then i got it! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
No star awarded!. I barely cracked a slight grin!.
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Heard It BeforeWww@Enter-QA@Com