Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!


Question: Why didn't the chicken cross the road!?
Answers:
He was a chicken (scared of the heavy traffic)!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

because they don't have something to eat in there or maybe because at the other side of road has a chicken toast business!.

now answer my question too!.

why do chicken don't look right and left side before they cross the road!?

answer:
because chicken eyes are at the left and right side of their head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q!. Why didn't the chicken cross the road!?
A!. Because it was the chicken's day off!.

Q!. Why did the turkey cross the road!?
A!. Because it was the chicken's day off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

SIMply Because



Its Their Senses Is so aggreviating that theu can sense danger!.!.!. One thing is that Their Purpose mostly Is not To be killer At the Road!.!.!.!.!. Remember that God Decides what happens to them for He Created them And find their Purpose in HIMWww@Enter-QA@Com

i have a dream, that one day we can live in a world where chicken can or dont cross the street without having their motives questioned!

he didnt cross the road because
HE DIDNT FEEL LIKE IT lol
my sis says because your mom!.!.!.!.O_oWww@Enter-QA@Com

the chicken didn't cross the road b'cas it didn't want to get the other side!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Someone was eating it, possibly a huge and hairy barbarian-like beast!Www@Enter-QA@Com

chicken was afraid due to traffic/may be safety conciousWww@Enter-QA@Com

'Coz right down the block there was a garage sale with a tuna sandwhich with extra cheese and discount!?!. :|Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the dinosaur cross the road!?!?!?





!.!.!.!. cos chickens weren't invented back then! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Pamela Anderson was protesting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

cos she had just seen her mate try - and become chicken schnitzelsWww@Enter-QA@Com

B/C they aren't suicidal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

b'coz the chicken was rosted !.and putten in the freeg !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Coz its a CHICKEN!.!.!. A coward Chicken!.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

because they already didWww@Enter-QA@Com

Because it couldn't be that half botherdWww@Enter-QA@Com

B/C it didn't see the crossing guardWww@Enter-QA@Com

why are we questioning the chicken for crossing the road!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Because he has a CHICKEN HEART!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The ckicken didn't want to be road kill!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

He had a bad case of asthma, obviously!Www@Enter-QA@Com

why!?!?!.!.!.
i don't know!.!.!.!.
i haven't heard that joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

to not get to the other side! Great joke Www@Enter-QA@Com

because it didn't want toWww@Enter-QA@Com

it wanted to ask stupid question on yahoo!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

cuz he didn't feel like crossing the road!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It was asked to do soWww@Enter-QA@Com

SO IT WOULDNT DIEWww@Enter-QA@Com

b'coz it was caught
nd trapped in ur handsWww@Enter-QA@Com

bcoz he don't wanted toWww@Enter-QA@Com



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