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A couple was walking in a shopping mall!. Than the woman sees a very beautiful dress in the window from a store!. She looked the dress from all sites!. The man asked her: you like this dress!? Oh yes she answered!. O!.k!. said the man, if you really like it that much we will return next week so you can look at it again!
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A little boy went to visit his widowed grandmother one day!. While playing with his toys as Grandma did some of her usual household chores, the kid suddenly stopped and asked: "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend, like your friend Mrs!. Grouse, now that Grandpa went to heaven!?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend!. I can sit in my bedroom and enjoy hours with it!. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh!. I'm happy with my old TV as my boyfriend!."
Later that morning, Grandma turned on her TV in order to rest and relax a little bit before preparing lunch, after having dusted the furniture and vacuumed the entire house!. However, the reception in her old model TV was terrible!. So, she started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in better focus!. Despite all kinds of maneuvers, the TV screen continued to have poor picture quality!. In frustration, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem!.
Just then, the front doorbell rang, and the little boy hurried to see who was at the door!. When he saw that it was the pastor at his Grandma's church, he immediately turned the knob to welcome the man at the door!.
As soon as the door opened, the minister said, "Hello, son! Is your Grandma home!?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend!."
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A little boy went to visit his widowed grandmother one day!. While playing with his toys as Grandma did some of her usual household chores, the kid suddenly stopped and asked: "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend, like your friend Mrs!. Grouse, now that Grandpa went to heaven!?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend!. I can sit in my bedroom and enjoy hours with it!. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh!. I'm happy with my old TV as my boyfriend!."
Later that morning, Grandma turned on her TV in order to rest and relax a little bit before preparing lunch, after having dusted the furniture and vacuumed the entire house!. However, the reception in her old model TV was terrible!. So, she started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in better focus!. Despite all kinds of maneuvers, the TV screen continued to have poor picture quality!. In frustration, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem!.
Just then, the front doorbell rang, and the little boy hurried to see who was at the door!. When he saw that it was the pastor at his Grandma's church, he immediately turned the knob to welcome the man at the door!.
As soon as the door opened, the minister said, "Hello, son! Is your Grandma home!?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend!."
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they were both funny, but i loved the second one!
thats great!
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thats great!
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The 2nd one was great! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!. i luved the second one!. the first one was ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bang-Bang, Good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
She's in the bedroom banging her bf!.!.!.!.!.lol,,,loves it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
the joke is too long, cant read that much!. but the title deserves a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah
soo wrong!Www@Enter-QA@Com
soo wrong!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol cute jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com