How do you get a start as a comedian!

A little kid named Billy is throwing a party at his house, but his parents are verbally abusive to each other!. Billy was getting ready for his party when his parents started fighting!. "You're the biggest b---h EVER" Billy's dad said!. "Yeah, well you're a complete Bas---d!" His mom said!. Billy walked up and said "Dad, mom, what's a b---h and a Bas---d!?" and his mom said "a boy and a girl" so Billy goes outside and his neighbors were yelling at full blast "Put your p---s in my v-----a!" so Billy goes back home and says "mom, what's a p---s and a v-----a!?" and his mom says "a coat and a hat" so Billy goes upstairs and his dad's shaving!. "s--t! I cut myself!" "daddy, what's s--t!?" "a type of shaving cream" so Billy goes downstairs and his mom is cutting the turkey!. "f--k! I cut myself!"

"mommy, what's f--k!?" "It's a fancy way of saying "cut the turkey" so Billy says OK, and the next thing he knew, the doorbell rang!. It was all his guests! He was so happy to see all his friends! "Greetings, b---hes and bas---ds! You can put your p---ses and v-----as right here, my dad's upstairs wiping s--t on his face and my mom's in the kitchen f--king the turkey!"
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Go to another site! Just joking in our city some of the clubs have open mike night check out some clubs in your area!. And if your to young for the clubs try your stuff on on friend's or start a comedy club at school!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Pluck a hair from Jerry Seinfeld and put it in a Polyjuice Potion!. Drink said potion!.

I love that guy!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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act to show that you are starting a comedy!.!.!.i mean act funny!.!.!.the way you walk n talk n stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com

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