Joke ... three blondes on death row!
Question: Joke !.!.!. three blondes on death row
Three women are about to be executed for crimes!. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde!.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around!. She manages to escape!.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around!. She too escapes execution!.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did!. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around!. She manages to escape!.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around!. She too escapes execution!.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did!. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha! I love that one! have you ever heard this one:
There is a blond walking down the street and she is wearing headphones!. she seems really distracted and she almost gets hit by a car!. The man driving the car gets out and tells her that she should take the headphones off to be safe!. She shakes her head and says "If I take these headphones off I'll die" The man is confused by this and rips the headphones off of her head!. In a few minutes, she drops dead!. The man puts the headphones on and they are saying "Breathe in Breathe out Breath in Breath out!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is a blond walking down the street and she is wearing headphones!. she seems really distracted and she almost gets hit by a car!. The man driving the car gets out and tells her that she should take the headphones off to be safe!. She shakes her head and says "If I take these headphones off I'll die" The man is confused by this and rips the headphones off of her head!. In a few minutes, she drops dead!. The man puts the headphones on and they are saying "Breathe in Breathe out Breath in Breath out!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hahahahahahahahahaha that is genius!!hav a star XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry But that blonde joke wasn't funny!.!.!.I'm blonde and laugh at those jokes but that one was so predictable!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why dose everyone pick on blondes!?!?!? HUH!?!?!? Im a blonde and i am a strait "A" student! Thoes jokes are sooo raceist!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL DUMB BLONDEWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's just terrible!.
Blondes really ain't that dumb!.!.!.!.!.but was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blondes really ain't that dumb!.!.!.!.!.but was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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thats funny cool jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. gd one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
love this one!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol blonds!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com