Supermarket Embarrasment (JOKE)!
Question: Supermarket Embarrasment (JOKE)
A lady was picking up several items at a discount store!. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag!.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13,TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE!." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS!."
In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER!?"
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Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13,TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE!." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS!."
In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER!?"
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A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons!. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in corner with a sign on them saying, "5 boxes for a dollar" The woman just could not believe this price so she asked the clerk if it was correct!. He said, "Yes, five for a dollar!." She said, "That can't be right!" Clerk says, "Yes, it's correct!. See here!? Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached!."
Did you hear about the woman in the choir that was hit in the head with a hymnal that was thrown from the congregation!? She said, "Throw another one, I can still hear the preacher
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A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons!. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in corner with a sign on them saying, "5 boxes for a dollar" The woman just could not believe this price so she asked the clerk if it was correct!. He said, "Yes, five for a dollar!." She said, "That can't be right!" Clerk says, "Yes, it's correct!. See here!? Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached!."
Did you hear about the woman in the choir that was hit in the head with a hymnal that was thrown from the congregation!? She said, "Throw another one, I can still hear the preacher
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