Can you complete the following with funny stuff?!
Question: Can you complete the following with funny stuff!?
1!.When you are sad I will……
2!. When you are blue I will……
3!. When you smile I will……!.
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2!. When you are blue I will……
3!. When you smile I will……!.
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Answers:
1!. I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry SOB who made you sad!
2!. I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!
3!. I will know you finally got laid!!!!.
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2!. I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!
3!. I will know you finally got laid!!!!.
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here is the rest of that!.
MY OATH TO YOU!.!.!.MY FRIEND
1!. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way!.
2!. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!.
3!. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid!.
4!. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get!.
5!. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining!.
6!. When you are confused -- I will use little words!.
7!. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again!. I don't want to catch whatever you have!.
8!. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$!.
THIS IS MY OATH! I pledge it to the end!. Why, you may ask!? BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND!.!.!. and friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmthWww@Enter-QA@Com
MY OATH TO YOU!.!.!.MY FRIEND
1!. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way!.
2!. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!.
3!. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid!.
4!. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get!.
5!. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining!.
6!. When you are confused -- I will use little words!.
7!. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again!. I don't want to catch whatever you have!.
8!. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$!.
THIS IS MY OATH! I pledge it to the end!. Why, you may ask!? BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND!.!.!. and friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmthWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!.When you are sad I will……
2!. When you are blue I will……
3!. When you smile I will……!.
1!. Kiss your mother good night!.
2!. Turn you green when i sleep with your boy/girlfriend!.
3!. Frown!. I hate seeing you happy!. I'll go spank a monkey!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. When you are blue I will……
3!. When you smile I will……!.
1!. Kiss your mother good night!.
2!. Turn you green when i sleep with your boy/girlfriend!.
3!. Frown!. I hate seeing you happy!. I'll go spank a monkey!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!.When you are sad I will……climb Mount Everest!.
2!. When you are blue I will……be red!.
3!. When you smile I will……!.fart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. When you are blue I will……be red!.
3!. When you smile I will……!.fart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when you are sad, i will paint you orange
when you are blue, i will give you extra socks
when you smile, i will wiggle my toesWww@Enter-QA@Com
when you are blue, i will give you extra socks
when you smile, i will wiggle my toesWww@Enter-QA@Com
When you are sad I will take your picture!. When you are blue I will take another!. When you smile I will show you your pics!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. laugh in your face!.!.sucks to be you!!
2!. laugh harder
3!. slap that smile off your faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. laugh harder
3!. slap that smile off your faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. become a tadpole
2!. barf bleu cheese
3!. jump off the curb and commit suicideWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. barf bleu cheese
3!. jump off the curb and commit suicideWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!.!.!.try not to laugh!.
2!.!. paint you pink!.
3!.!. see your brace!.
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2!.!. paint you pink!.
3!.!. see your brace!.
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try to hit u
make u red
kick uWww@Enter-QA@Com
make u red
kick uWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.rob your house
!.!.!.!.!.paint you green
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.punch u in the face to make u sad againWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.paint you green
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.punch u in the face to make u sad againWww@Enter-QA@Com